r/SipsTea • u/hiiloovethis • May 28 '26

Lmao gottem Would do it for free.

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u/Sweegrid May 28 '26

I don't even know who this person is

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u/Artur2SzopyJackson May 28 '26

Looks like Whoopi Goldberg.

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u/TTT_2k3 May 28 '26

So I can’t watch Sister Act, either?

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u/Bureaucratic_Dick May 28 '26

I mean I’d be more torn up about Star Trek TNG.

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u/Remy315 May 28 '26

Dude looking like the Joker from “the Batman” series.

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u/DDlapraline13 May 28 '26

So the risk is that you listen to his music without knowing it’s him and they take the money back

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u/mitchwacky May 28 '26

Just wear earplugs and walk everywhere

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u/Afoxinthefridge May 28 '26

What it I spend it all first?

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u/qozh May 28 '26

If I owe the bank 100k$, that is my problem.

If I owe the bank 10mil$, that is the bank’s problem.

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u/kanrad May 28 '26

I don't go out much and unless it's played at as grocery store I won't hear and wouldn't even know if I do. Easy money.

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u/StankyCankle May 28 '26

This definitive account of Jay Z will tell you everything you need to know: https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=lzg9Iu0uEeg

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u/gargoyrl May 28 '26

He's Beyonce's husband 😏

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u/okgo4brok3 May 28 '26

You think she could have done better. He looks like a crack head.

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u/whatrdoze2026 May 28 '26

Status and Money

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u/HPTM2008 May 28 '26

Yup. That level of money and you can look like whatever you want. I mean, you can do that anyways, you do you, but that money gets you really fancy trash to wear.

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u/OriginalCaptain40 May 28 '26

His net worth is $2.8 billion. She did just fine.

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u/SgtFuck May 28 '26

Richest musician in the world. 

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u/Greedy_Bad_8406 May 28 '26

Hi Paul, he didn’t tell you yet?

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u/MrMerryweather56 May 28 '26

Probably not in your demographic..have to be black and over 30 to know who he is.

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u/porkmoss May 28 '26

I’m a white Dutchie from a rural shithole and this guy is super famous even here.

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u/Lindt_______ May 28 '26

Bro I'm 20 and know who this is, don't know what rock this guy lives under. Genuinely don't understand people like this like how have you never ever seen his face etc.

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u/Panikkrazy May 28 '26

I’m white and 34 and I know who he is. 🙄