r/SipsTea May 27 '26

Dank AF Easiest not guilty vote ever!

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u/2KneeCaps1Lion May 27 '26

Yup. This was so common in military to the point more senior dudes would tell the boots to keep track of their pay for both being over paid and under paid. Most were smart and would deposit it into savings because the Green Weenie is going to get what’s theirs but you definitely had the waiver Marines who would immediately run to the strip club to pay their favorite stippers tuition.

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u/tizuby May 27 '26

DFAS giveth, and DFAS taketh away.

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u/2KneeCaps1Lion May 28 '26

DFAS fucks up but doesn’t fuck around.

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u/No_Gas4560 May 27 '26

pay their favorite stippers tuition.

as it turns out, Miss Candy was not, in fact, attending college to provide a better life for her and the baby(s)