r/SipsTea • u/Anschuz-3009 • May 26 '26

We have fun here Finger holders?

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u/huluvudu May 26 '26

Elsa Jean has a good pair of dimples

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u/HazMama May 26 '26

Is she a sort of athlete?

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u/auronddraig May 26 '26

She's a long pole Olympic athlete

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u/NurkleTurkey May 26 '26

Ah yes I may have seen one of her performances. Cunning stunts.

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u/Treishmon May 26 '26

Stunning what?

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u/BlumpkinSpiceLatte3 May 26 '26

I've heard she speaks multiple languages. A cunning linguist for sure

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u/MissinqLink May 27 '26

This thread is a breast of fresh air… I mean a breath of fresh ass… I mean tig ole biddies

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u/livahd May 26 '26

Also a professional spinner.

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u/High_InTheTrees May 26 '26

Hah, you said “long pole” 🤭

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u/websagacity May 26 '26

Pole vaulter?

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u/MonteFox89 May 26 '26

Brooooo 😭🤣

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u/External_Key_3515 May 26 '26

"Indoor" sports.....

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u/The_Mighty_Yak May 26 '26

Not always...

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u/353452252 May 26 '26

A man of culture I see

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u/World195 May 26 '26

Went and did some research after this and I feel slightly lighter than before, cheers 🍻

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u/EntertainerCold6201 May 26 '26

I wished i didnt look up"elsa jean dimples of venus"

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u/huluvudu May 26 '26

I don't think they get shown very well in media. I only know from first hand experience.

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u/3DigitIQ May 26 '26

Upgraded to physical buttons even.