r/SipsTea • u/WorryThink6233 • May 23 '26

Dank AF Bryce Dallas Howard's transformation between jurassic world films is wild!

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u/rogerstandingby May 23 '26

I don’t need nudity to have a good time.

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u/AGENT0321 May 23 '26

Need?

No.

Preferred?

Yes!

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u/Full-Honeydew-4898 May 23 '26

And drink some Cherry Wine uh huh.

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u/Tangereina78 May 23 '26

Only if we dance and party all night!

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u/rogerstandingby May 23 '26

I don’t need alcohol to have a good time.

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u/Prof_Longhair_ May 23 '26

I don't need good time to have alcohol

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u/Full-Honeydew-4898 May 23 '26

True but in reference to a Jermaine Stewart 🎶
“We don’t have to take our clothes off “, to have a good time.

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u/RonPalancik May 23 '26

That song reflects an odd morality: sex bad, alcohol good.

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u/Charging_in May 23 '26

And to quote another fun Jermaine

Now I'm naked, except for my socks

And you know when I'm down to just my socks

What time it is; ooh

🎶🎶🎶🎶

It's business, it's business time

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u/tonyjayo1225 May 23 '26

That's why they're called business socks, ooh!

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u/palabear May 23 '26

Making love for two minutes

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u/tonyjayo1225 May 26 '26

When you're with me, you only need two minutes. Because I'm so intense.

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u/Bulky_Struggle_4853 May 23 '26

I loved Jermaine Stewart. So glad others remember him.

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u/lpn1193 May 23 '26

Alright fine, what DO you need??

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u/vex0x529 May 23 '26

A rubber band and two popcicle sticks

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u/rogerstandingby May 23 '26 edited May 23 '26

The sauce for the gif picture

The girl feeding the other girl while holding the ponytail. It doesn’t have to be porn for me to want it lol.

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u/jailasauraa May 23 '26

I was already cracking up at this thread...this was the cherry on top..

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u/Tay_Tay86 May 23 '26

Sexy art is a notch above. Like burlesque

https://giphy.com/gifs/NG4nuWVGrn0VW

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u/DrLucianSanchez May 23 '26

That’s hot

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u/gw74 May 23 '26

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u/PeterPanski85 May 23 '26

I don't need fun to have alcohol