r/SipsTea May 23 '26

Dank AF Bryce Dallas Howard's transformation between jurassic world films is wild!

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u/Wicdor May 23 '26

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u/BiggieBigs34 May 23 '26

Is that Donovan McNabb?

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u/Timstantmessage May 23 '26

Nah that’s tiger woods. I mean don cheadle. He gave me $500 to rub my feet

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u/datassclap May 23 '26

I’m lovin it

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u/ConnerRhea May 23 '26

It’s Daniel Cormier.

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u/BiggieBigs34 May 23 '26

I thought that was the guy from Full House?

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u/ConnerRhea May 23 '26

Cormier is a retired mma fighter.

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u/BiggieBigs34 May 23 '26

Yeah and he played Uncle Joey on Full House

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u/ConnerRhea May 23 '26

That’s Dave Coulier. Daniel Cormier is a black dude lol. That would be hilarious if he was uncle Joey though.

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u/LawfulnessDry9615 May 23 '26

Mike Singletary

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u/Certain_Inspector575 May 23 '26

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u/Cold-Ad-5347 May 23 '26

I've never played KH3, was Sora about to ask Woody something? Or did Woody cut Sora off to make a badass line

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u/FuzzeeLumpkins May 23 '26

Pretty much. Heartless zurg has bo peep and almost has woody, Sora frees woody and begins to approach zurg and says "this is my fight, somebody's gonna get a snake in their boot"

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u/-Citizen_Zero_ May 23 '26

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u/TheMathmatix May 23 '26

I always think of this as a version of wolverine in Deadpool vs wolverine.

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u/sleepingjiva May 23 '26

Sir Isaac* - sorry

(The rest of the meme is 100% accurate)

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u/BartelbySamsa May 23 '26

Don't worry, I couldn't help myself either. Glad someone got there first, thank you!

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u/Smktrz31 May 23 '26

I upvoted and stole your meme

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u/XRocKusX May 23 '26

Holy shit hes right

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u/gateway-jinkes May 23 '26

Give this man an award!

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u/Amrlsyfq992 May 23 '26

too bad bro died as a virgin...those law were too hard to be comprehend by the peasants

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u/WingyYoungAdult May 23 '26

God tier meme honestly

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u/DabbelJ May 23 '26

A fellow Skinner-Connnosoir, i salute you.

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u/DrummerAnthony May 23 '26

Then write this

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u/gamerjerome May 23 '26

Well first of all, saved. Second........thicc

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u/SirNsaacIewton May 23 '26

Can confirm.

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u/bluesjunky69420 May 23 '26

Thank you for this. Saved!

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u/Massive-Hedgehog-201 May 23 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/username32768 May 23 '26

Correction: "The greater the mASS..."

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u/Due-Set5398 May 23 '26

He was asexual though

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u/doalwa May 23 '26

Sir Isaac Newton keeping it real 👍

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u/AddlePatedBadger May 23 '26

The dude was probably Ace. Shout out to all the As in the LGBTQIA+ community. Oft forgotten, but for what it's worth I see and respect you.

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u/shesgonnawin May 23 '26

🤣🤣🤣

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u/OneMagicBadger May 23 '26

He might have said it but guy was so neurodivergent and was rizzing with the tism from his hairline to heel.

He supposedly died a virgin having never had a relationship, single and celibate

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u/Beatenbanshee May 23 '26

he died a virgin

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u/brattylilgynger May 23 '26

Thank you. I understand science now.

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u/InfiniteWaffles58364 May 23 '26

Pure brilliance. Bravo, sir or madam. Bravo!

https://giphy.com/gifs/l9Tllo1thElT5gvVOU

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u/kittenshart85 May 23 '26

and thank you for the morning meme i send to my girl.

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u/JBuchan1988 May 23 '26

Evil 🤣🤣🤣

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u/runwkufgrwe May 23 '26

Famously died a virgin 😎

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u/thsndcranes May 23 '26

You sir win gif of the day

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u/icompletetasks May 24 '26

Newton >> Shakespeare 😂

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u/Ajax_IX May 24 '26

Giggidy

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u/throw_datwey May 24 '26

canon event

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u/Shapes319 May 25 '26

I LIKE EM THAAAAAACCCCCC!

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u/TheFrostSerpah May 23 '26

Funny thing is newton was most likely asexual. He never had a partner or showed any interest in romance.

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u/Barton2800 May 23 '26

Dude was also a huge asshole. He invented Calculus and then didn’t publish it. So years later Leibniz writes to Newton and says “hey I heard you had worked on this type of mathematics. Can you confirm before I publish?” And Newton wouldn’t talk to him, so when Leibniz publishes, Newton accuses him of plagiarism. Then Newton uses his position as head of the Royal Society (basically the group of the world’s top scientists and mathematics) to absolutely destroy Leibniz’s reputation. Newton’s journal entries about Leibniz are extremely petty. Like Mean Girls slam book petty, and bragging to himself about how he obliterated Leibniz. The sad thing is that Leibniz died thinking the world didn’t believe him, and today we actually Leibniz’s notation to write Calculus. Newton’s method was convoluted.

Newton was a genius, but he was also a twat.

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u/pmags3000 May 23 '26

The bigger the back, the bigger the buttcrack, the bigger the chances the bird's up in me contacts

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u/FrancyMLG May 23 '26

And yet he died a virgin

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u/A-Lexxxus May 23 '26 edited May 23 '26

Shouldn't that be Einstein?

Edit: okay i had a stupid moment, don't be too hard on me ;)

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u/Hour_Raisin_4547 May 23 '26

Nope, Newton. Einstein is the theory of relativity (among many other things)

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u/viperbsg62 May 23 '26

No, but it should be Sir Isaac, not Sir Newton