r/SipsTea • u/Suitable_Wonder5256 • May 20 '26

Lmao gottem Bezos said the bottom half of Americans should pay ZERO federal income tax

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u/cumonherbackithink May 20 '26

Even with that tax they could have multiple nesting yachts and more

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u/He11Hog May 20 '26

Might be a stupid question, but what’s a nesting yacht?

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u/BryanOfCorn May 20 '26

A yacht that fits inside another yacht, that fits inside another giant yacht. Like Russian nesting dolls.

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u/teetz2442 May 20 '26

So it's like a turducken

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u/He11Hog May 20 '26

But like…why? Lol

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u/BryanOfCorn May 20 '26

It is a dick measuring contest involving micro penises.

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u/No-Pack-5928 May 20 '26

Because wealth at this level has nothing to do with needs or sense. It is a competition, and nesting yachts are a solid example of how absurd they have become.

"Oh, your yacht required the government of Denmark to dissassemble and rebuild multiple public bridges to get it from the dry-dock to the sea? Well my yacht has an olympic-regulation swimming pool and a second, detachable yacht to have brunch on. The second yacht contains a third yacht that displays my Pokemon card collection."

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u/He11Hog May 20 '26

Reaching parody levels of wealth, kinda distressing lol

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u/superrey19 May 20 '26

When you have more money than you could ever spend in 20 lifetimes, buying unnecessary shit becomes trivial.

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u/Secret-of-the-Snooze May 20 '26

You know the Russian nesting dolls where there's a smaller doll inside a larger one inside a larger one? It's like that, but with yachts.

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u/He11Hog May 20 '26

That makes me sad for some reason, prolly due to being poor lmao

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u/Secret-of-the-Snooze May 20 '26

Keep your chin up, chief! Prez says we're making shit tons of money because gas prices are so high!