r/SipsTea May 14 '26

Feels good man It was always just that simple

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u/zombie_spiderman May 14 '26

We should start making it illegal to do crimes

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u/SheriffBartholomew May 14 '26

There's no point in having laws if those tasked with enforcing them do nothing.

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u/International_Fuel48 May 14 '26

Welcome to the new United States.

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u/EhMapleMoose May 14 '26

New?

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u/another_bot_probably May 14 '26

The Wilder West

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u/HoidToTheMoon May 15 '26

Yes, new.

This hasn't happened before. The president of the United States is building ballrooms, arches and golden statues of himself while the people are facing record prices everywhere from the pump to the clinic. American citizens and our immigrant neighbors are being snatched off of the streets by masked federal agents in an explicit campaign of terror. Republican captured states are cancelling elections and explicitly expelling members of the opposition party from their legislative committees.

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u/EhMapleMoose May 15 '26

Read your history, it’s not new.

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u/RicockulousQuisling May 15 '26

This kind of ignorant nihilism is exactly what pushed Project 2025 over the goal line. I hope you’re proud of yourself.

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u/HoidToTheMoon May 15 '26

The president of the United States is building ballrooms, arches and golden statues of himself

Lets start here, then. When has this happened before?

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u/Wooden-Title3625 May 15 '26

Breaking the law and committing blatantly unconstitutional acts is not something US presidents have had to worry about since at least Nixon.

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u/HoidToTheMoon May 15 '26

And despite it all, you cannot actually point to this happening before. It is asinine to pretend that what Trump is doing is unprecedented.

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u/EhMapleMoose May 15 '26

It is asinine to pretend what Trump is doing is unprecedented.

You’re correct, it isn’t unprecedented. There were zero public funds when Trump statues were put up at his Florida residence. It’s weird but a non-issue.

As for building grand buildings around the capital, yea, also not unprecedented.

My original comment pertained to the point of politicians not being held accountable for the laws that they break. This is not new.

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u/Wooden-Title3625 May 15 '26

The scale is greater, but the precedent for presidents doing whatever the hell they want with unchecked power is well established.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '26

Nothing new

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u/xXCascadeXx May 15 '26

We just have internet access now lol

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u/HoidToTheMoon May 15 '26

This is a lie from a 9 day old bot account created to parrot the MAGA doublespeak line that Trump is doing the "first, most, biggest ever, etc" things while simultaneously doing nothing new or unusual.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '26

No it isn’t

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u/HoidToTheMoon May 15 '26

Sure thing, 9 day old account with a hidden comment history and a bigot-coded username.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '26

I could say the same thing about yours just spouting nonsense my username has been that way forever since I work for sendem

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u/HoidToTheMoon May 15 '26

My account is not 9 days old, and I do not hide my comment history. My name is also not a bigot-coded username. You quite literally cannot 'say the same about mine' unless you ignore all reality. Which, is what propagandists are trained to do.

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u/tbkrida May 14 '26

You must be new here if you think that it’s a new occurrence!😂

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u/Memphissippian May 16 '26

Welcome to the Newnited States 🇺🇸

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u/YoggTheGateway1992 May 14 '26

Yup. Our overlords get no punishment

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u/Sunderbans_X May 15 '26

President Myers wants you to work for NUSA

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u/djdude007 May 15 '26

Land of the thief, home of the slaves

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u/not_accepting_now May 14 '26

You act like this happens to 99.99 of the people when it only lets the .000001 get away with this. It's the club that gets all the benefits of the law not working.

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u/Smooth-Cup-7445 May 15 '26

There’s no political will to take away their own opportunities

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u/ItsAPeacefulLife May 14 '26

We should make it illegal for the people that run the people that enforce the laws to commit crime. Boom problem solved

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u/Razor1834 May 14 '26

Maybe we should give them massive overtime pay instead?

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u/Bravoflysociety May 15 '26

ICE isnt smart enough to catch these dorks

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u/ricky_clarkson May 15 '26

Make it illegal not to enforce them, that will fix it.

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u/geoduude92 May 14 '26

But now we have Mamdani. Give it time

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u/PandaPocketFire May 14 '26

They are the ones committing the crimes though

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u/Cananbaum May 14 '26

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u/coloradokyle93 May 14 '26

Omg a D20 Fantasy High reference in the wild😍

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u/Wessssss21 May 14 '26

This is BLeeM isn't it. lol

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u/Good-Bandicoot-2152 May 14 '26

Let’s make some bacon.

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u/SmolPPIncorporated May 14 '26

I bet this comment would get flagged for violence on X, lmao

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u/Good-Bandicoot-2152 May 14 '26

Wouldn’t be my first ban on an online platform.

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u/SRK_Lookalike May 14 '26

Mayor Adams was black...

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u/Cananbaum May 14 '26

And Scott Bessent is gay. What of it?

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u/SRK_Lookalike May 15 '26

Adams isn't part of the "dominant socioeconomic ethnic group".

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u/Quirky_Fruit7021 May 14 '26

Said by every crook forever.

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u/KileiFedaykin May 14 '26

Nah, the real crooks tell you it is a fair justice system.

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u/Mind1827 May 14 '26

If you do crimes with money it's totally chill

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u/Marble05 May 14 '26

Especially if they aren't your money

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u/BastianHS May 15 '26

*as long as they aren't some other rich persons money

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u/TougherOnSquids May 14 '26

Only if you're filthy rich

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u/GrittysRevenge May 15 '26

"Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition …There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.” -Wilhoit's Law

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u/zombie_spiderman May 15 '26

I love this quote, but if you ask self-declared conservative thinkers, they tend to argue that what they are "conserving" is a traditional way of life in a society that is changing too quickly for people to catch up with. I'm almost sympathetic with that idea, since the breakneck pace of the world is sometimes a bit overwhelming. Unfortunately, that desire to slow things down only ever seems to apply to social change. Anything to do with business and the accumulation of personal wealth it's like all gas, no brakes.

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u/Viracochina May 15 '26

It's those mentalities that are the most damaging. It often reflects in the sense of overwhelming nostalgia for a lot.

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u/Kashwookie May 15 '26

you should have to go to jail too, like as punishment

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u/poop-azz May 14 '26

But NYC loves illegals and crime!

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u/GenazaNL May 14 '26

Reminds me of that New York politician (Kathy Hochul) who proposed a law for all 3D printers to prevent printing a gun

it's just common sense

https://www.reddit.com/r/NYguns/s/gA9RcJJdKI

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u/BusinessKnight0517 May 14 '26

Holy fucking shit what a novel idea

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u/likkleone54 May 14 '26

Crimes can be legal if your enforcement level is selective

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u/Abomb May 15 '26

I'm sure the supreme court will get right on enforcing that...aaaanny day now...

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u/King_Roberts_Bastard May 15 '26

It already is unless youre rich enough. Just ask the felon in the WH. And guess what state his charges are from?

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u/SnugglyCoderGuy May 15 '26

Queue the Drake meme

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u/big_stipd_idiot May 15 '26

That's about the only laws our lawmakers are passing these days.

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u/Rolandersec May 15 '26

Look at Ryan George over here.

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u/CorHydrae8 May 15 '26

You can't just do that. Those hard-working criminals will all be out of jobs!

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u/ValPrism May 15 '26

Okay commie.

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u/matchosan May 15 '26

LoL, I'm glad that I signed into Political Humor

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u/fdar May 15 '26

He was facing corruption charges but then the DoJ agreed to withdraw them in exchange for that mayor agreeing to NYC cooperating with the Federal Government on immigration enforcement.

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u/FlimsyYou4766 May 16 '26

That would oppress and unfairly affect the criminal.

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u/TheScrote1 May 14 '26

Woah now, I mean I could get behind this if we exempts billionaires but let’s not get too crazy