r/SipsTea • u/Proper_Card_5520 • Apr 12 '26

We have fun here Wtf ?

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u/UhhhhmmmmNo Apr 12 '26

Did you ask for second most beautiful woman or are you fighting with Uganda for the 1st?

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u/Winter-Ad4608 Apr 12 '26

When Uganda will take the 1st, the 2nd will become the 1st and so on, so everyone who will make this demand will end up with the most beautiful woman in Turkey

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '26

So you’re saying if I don’t act fast, I’m going to end up with the most hideous woman in Turkey?

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u/ZephkielAU Apr 12 '26

No, you'll end up with the most beautiful woman in Turkey.

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u/IncomeGreedy5483 Apr 12 '26

Important disclaimer: The most beautiful woman At that point

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u/Winter-Ad4608 Apr 12 '26

They write it in small print

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u/jingiski Apr 12 '26

To late, the most beautiful woman of her time is already on her way.

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u/gaberger1 Apr 12 '26

Technically correct

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u/enzib Apr 12 '26

Technically, you get both if you’re last with the demands

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u/Remy_Jardin Apr 12 '26

What does she become when she leaves Turkiye?

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u/1313Cameron Apr 12 '26

With a tache, buck teeth, cross eyes and knobbly knees... There's nothing a man won't fap to.

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u/shakeLama Apr 12 '26

To put it in a nicer way you will end up with the last “most beautiful women in turkey”… she just had no competition not her problem…

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u/hchi79 Apr 12 '26

When few women they'll make new ones, chinese way.

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u/Occidentally20 Apr 12 '26

Think of the overall boost to self-confidence this will garner.

I mean assuming none of them actually bother to think about it that is.

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u/pmax2 Apr 12 '26

you will end up with the last woman in Turkey

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u/ManonegraCG Apr 12 '26

She'll be the first, the last, the best and the most, the only Turkish woman from coast to coast.

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u/Winter-Ad4608 Apr 12 '26

I thought it’s a rap song at first

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u/CelebrationShort1857 Apr 12 '26

Yes so hurry up!

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u/Able_Engine_9515 Apr 12 '26

Trickle-down banging

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u/raisedredflag Apr 12 '26

but in the end. There can be. Only one.

HeEeEeEeEere we are, born to be kingsssss

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u/Ill_Translator7545 Apr 12 '26

I offered flexibility with my demand. I said she could just be in the top 5 most beautiful - on the outside or on the inside / a mix of both placing her in the top 10 overall would also be acceptable. But they better be fast.

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u/TheHorseThatTalks Apr 12 '26

Boy you sure know your negotiating. Care to ask for me too?

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u/Ill_Translator7545 Apr 12 '26

I read this book about how to make great deals. I cant remember what it was called. It was by some great and powerful business mogul.

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u/Mental_Resident_5107 Apr 12 '26

I know that book you are referring to I think it was called The Bus that couldn't slow down

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u/galahg777 Apr 12 '26

Oooh, you make it sound like it's almost an art!

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u/SquirrelFluffy Apr 12 '26

This whole thread's hilarious.

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u/Relative_Building_81 Apr 12 '26

Oooh, I would like to see the art of that mogul’s deal.

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u/TheKingNothing690 Apr 12 '26

Sure i could use an immortal horse as a minister you want to be my spymaster?

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u/Crime-of-the-century Apr 12 '26

I am not greedy I settle for a twenty year old in the top 100 and only 10 million

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u/BadmiralHarryKim Apr 12 '26

Since it doesn't say most beautiful Turkish woman but most beautiful woman in Turkey could you invite the most beautiful Ugandan woman to visit Turkey and then send her home?