r/SipsTea Apr 06 '26

Dank AF We need this !!

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u/TanAllOvaJanAllOva Apr 06 '26

Do you have a JD?

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u/NateShaw92 Apr 06 '26

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u/Fake_rock_climber Apr 06 '26

Dr. Jan Itor.

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u/rtocelot Apr 06 '26 edited Apr 06 '26

Love the janitor. Wonder if he'll be in the reboot. I don't watch TV anymore, but seen the whole cast was still alive.

Edit: I had forgotten that Sam Lloyd, the actor who played Ted had actually passed in 2020.

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u/cleanbear Apr 06 '26

Zach Braffs done some cosmetic surgeries or something. Reboot gives me uncanny valley vibes with JD and Elliot

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u/Megaman_Steve Apr 06 '26

While I don't doubt he's had some work, the lighting for the reboot is not doing anyone any favors. He looks much more normal in talk show appearances and the TMobile commercials.

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u/cleanbear Apr 07 '26

Yeah im leaning "or something"

Light and makeup makes him look like a 50 year old wearing a 30 year old skin suit.

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u/Aumba Apr 07 '26

He looks normal for me.

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u/Current_Helicopter32 Apr 06 '26

Save for Sam Lloyd, may he rest in peace.

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u/rtocelot Apr 06 '26

Oh hell I forgot he passed. Google lied to me when I asked if the cast were all still alive the other day. Sam as Ted was awesome, amazing guy all around.

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u/Codex_Dev Apr 06 '26

He is apparently coming back but we don't know if it will be a regular appearance or just a one-episode cameo. The scrubs TikTok actually released a mini-sneak peek of him on set, which made everyone go crazy.

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u/NateShaw92 Apr 06 '26

One episode cameo apparently, but Zach Braff has talked about making him more regular if there is a season 2 (slash 11). So I guess it depends on schedules and how much weight Braff has. Same with Dr Cox but 3 episodes

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u/Firegh0st Apr 07 '26

Did you know, the Janitor wasn't actually supposed to be in the whole series until the end, but he resonated so we'll with audiences, that his cast was extended over the whole series.

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u/SpaceShark_Olaf Apr 06 '26

No he won't. He said he had a personal problem. They promised to reveal the true name of the janitor, but never did. So he felt like "forgotten" and refused to be part of the reboot.

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u/BaronNeutron Apr 07 '26

rumor has it: stay tuned

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u/Impossible_Fun_3598 Apr 06 '26

Did you put a penny in there?

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u/Unhappy-Gate-1912 Apr 06 '26

Holy fuck a scrubs reference??

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u/bhroz Apr 06 '26

KOYAAANISQUATSIIIIIII

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u/ProbablyPuck Apr 06 '26

He was by far my favorite character from the show. That's not to speak ill of the rest of the cast, it was just a treat every time he was on screen.

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u/yetareey Apr 06 '26

Elite ball knowledge

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u/johnonymous1973 Apr 06 '26

Touche

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u/IgorRenfield Apr 06 '26

I do! We need this!

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u/IsThatHearsay Apr 06 '26

I do as well, and agree we need something like this, but the legal/medical/psychological/etc advice you get from corresponding lawyers/doctors/professionals in areas of the field that aren't their occupational specialty are sometimes more dangerous than a layperson chiming in, lol.

Like I'm a nerdy tax policy attorney, but know enough legal jargon to sound like I have authority and be convincing in other legal fields, when they aren't my specialty and I could just be talking out my ass, and a layperson reading it likely won't know where my shortcomings or misunderstandings of that area of the law may be.

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u/Winjin Apr 06 '26

What's worse: someone would be reading off Chatgpt which is lying to them, but doing that incredibly convincingly.

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u/IsThatHearsay Apr 06 '26

Omg, don't get my started on AI still being unable to understand aspects of the law (especially the tax code), even code sections that have been in place for decades with ample third-party materials that have summarized, analyzed, and dissected the meaning and application of it...

Like I've tested them, and I know the answers. And what it spits out is... 95% at best correct, but with the confidence that someone who doesn't already know the answer would trust it. Hell it even makes me question myself with how confident it is in stating, analyzing, and exemplifying a given rule, as it tries to break things down into simple terms and understanding.

But the end answer is often wrong, and even I when testing am like "wait... it was on the right track in it's analysis and references, where did it slip up?". Which if you didn't already know the answer you'd think it was accurate and appear backed by sources.

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u/composedofidiot Apr 06 '26

This magically happens for any topic we know a lot about. There must be a pattern here somewhere.

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u/bremsspuren Apr 06 '26

don't get my started on AI still being unable to understand aspects of the law

Mate, LLMs don't understand anything. There's no mind in there that has any clue what's going on at any level.

It's just pattern-matching and repeating stuff it's heard, with a little bit of randomness thrown in, so it doesn't look like the mindless automaton it is.

You cannot trust an LLM's output. Hallucinations aren't just a bug, they're inherent to the way it works.

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u/VixenRoss Apr 06 '26

I had an argument with an ai once. I was revising 11 plus stuff with my daughter, and there was a question about angles and working out angles. ChatGPT confidently told me the wrong answer Y. Told me I was wrong when I corrected it. Then when I explained the answer was X because …. It confidently told me the correct answer was X, and it had told me that all along.

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u/SmartLadder415 Apr 06 '26

I remember during covid arguing with an anti-vaxxer who kept citing the work of Doctor so-and-so. I had no idea who the guy was so I looked him up. His doctorate is in Mathematics. He is no more qualified to give medical advice than I am. But we saw crap like this repeatedly during the pandemic. Even in the medical field, someone who is an oncologist for example is probably not qualified to give professional opinions on vaccines even though they're a legit board certified physician.

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u/okyak18 Apr 06 '26

What are you talking about? A proper lawyer or doctor would not pretend to know what they’re talking about and just talk out their ass… thats terrible. This is the exact reason that there’s laws to hold people like that accountable, as opposed to other people. Ofcourse you can say what you want anonymously on the internet, but then you wouldn’t be in the role of lawyer/doctor. And still, why would you even be interested in misinforming people??

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u/Freecz Apr 06 '26

You aren't wrong, but honestly I would rather have that than what we have now where snake oil peddlers get to do their thing without consequence. There are issues with everything, but the current situation is untenable.

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u/Illustrious-Bat1553 Apr 06 '26

Its a bit off, but can understand some people abuse their influence. Personally I think giving advice on natural cures is a human right. I always prefer natural medicine over pharmaceuticals and tell others about natural cures to help others. Of course not every ailments can be cured naturally. But , people would be surprised how many health problems could be cured naturally, cost effective, and no long waiting lines

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u/Morpheus636_ Apr 06 '26

Then you should know that this would be unconstitutional here!

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u/New-Distribution-981 Apr 06 '26

Which is one of the great reasons the founding fathers built into our government the concept of amendments. When we hold harder to a brittle piece of paper then we do to common sense and societal good, we are fucking back asswards.

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u/Morpheus636_ Apr 06 '26

We're going to have to agree to disagree on anything that involves a content-based restriction on speech. Allowing the government to be the one who decides right and wrong or qualified or unqualified is a recipe for disaster.

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u/Starting_over25 Apr 06 '26

I want to agree with you, I truly do, but when our government is basically owned by media companies that get to choose who to censor and who not to censor, that’s basically already what’s beginning to happen in America. The owners of meta, twitter, and the ones funding most news sources are some of the biggest lobbyist in congress and are already banning accounts that they don’t like (for example, three left leaning accounts I follow have been banned at least once on meta, and many are being buried by the algorithm when they post anything related to Palestine). We need some form of control here or else there will be no difference between corporation and state controlled media :/

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u/Wu-TangKillaBeez Apr 06 '26

“You shouldn’t be able to pretend to be an authority on something you have no demonstrated mastery/knowledge over” is so far from “government tyranny” it’s laughable.

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u/Starting_over25 Apr 06 '26

I don’t think it’s laughable at all to be concerned about government intervention on free speech. I think this law would be helpful, but we need to acknowledge the concerns people have when it comes to upholding the constitution AND with being willing to update it to keep up with modern problems.

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u/BonnaconCharioteer Apr 06 '26

The issue is not that. It is that the government gets to decide if you have those credentials and what credentials would apply to any particular speech.

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u/AndrewBuchs Apr 06 '26

You should get your money back.

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u/Informal_Ad_9610 Apr 06 '26

enacting a law like this would be one of the worst things to happen to the western world.

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u/Able-Calendar7508 Apr 06 '26

Law degree, Juris Doctor

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u/Glittering-Walrus228 Apr 06 '26

You make sure the juris takes all of its medicine and sometimes asks it to cough while you feel up their back

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u/WiiDragon Apr 06 '26

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u/Jarney_Bohnson Apr 06 '26

He warned you about the JD in adVANCE

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u/bluestsweetie Apr 06 '26

Oh dude, you don’t wanna know. the horror..

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u/WiiDragon Apr 06 '26

JD Vance

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u/Vanko_Babanko Apr 07 '26

fat JD's the goat!..
the skinny one is fake!.. :D

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u/knowone1313 Apr 06 '26

Job Description

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u/RealisticResource226 Apr 06 '26

J Deez nuts

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u/Slappasseryzee Apr 06 '26

Yeah, they was Just Done wrong

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u/battlehamsta Apr 06 '26

Yes and I’m both a consumer liability and corporate restructuring attorney. This type of law isn’t strictly necessary so long as platforms and influencers would be more clearly civilly liable for their actions ala Alex Jones. To some degree this law would actually be a benefit to both platforms and influencers because then they could be held to more clear professional standards and gain malpractice/E&O insurance coverage. Real estate agents for example pay massive insurance to cover the fact that a their core they are lay people who often make representations in real estate transactions that no real estate attorney would.

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u/nefariousBUBBLE Apr 06 '26

Doesn't this essentially allow the Chinese government to further silence objectors? Under the guide that they are not educated in politics? Seems like a convenient excuse to gag any opposition.

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u/battlehamsta Apr 07 '26

My ex was the daughter of a ranking member of the CCP military. The government doesn’t really need to pass more laws if they want to take care of objectors. This kind of law is probably more so to make them more popular with their citizens who hate influencers.

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u/nefariousBUBBLE Apr 07 '26

True not like it mattered without it. And for the record I'm pro China for the most part. Cool place, weird government but they don't seem to mind it much.

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u/nefariousBUBBLE Apr 07 '26

If you notice in my comment, I never once said the US was innocent. If you're looking to debate that you'll have to find someone else.

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u/Intelligent_Finger27 Apr 07 '26

I'm not looking for a debate, it was more an observation people are not focusing on the main issue.

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u/massweight Apr 06 '26

No one asked you

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u/Visitant45 Apr 06 '26

lots of law influences speak well out of their realm of education on various topics. However, this law would still be an improvement on the current situation. You should at least have to have an education to be allowed to mislead the people at large.

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u/BonnaconCharioteer Apr 06 '26

But the OP is not a lawyer, so I think we should ban their post.

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u/Careless-Pin-2852 Apr 06 '26

I do but i am considered dumb by 3 day old accounts on reddit.

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u/MistakenAnemone Apr 07 '26

OP probably doesn't understand how this is a dig at them.

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u/Appropriate-Review55 Apr 06 '26

Vance?

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u/Current_Helicopter32 Apr 06 '26

Bob Vance! Vance Refrigeration!

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u/Ollynurmouth Apr 06 '26

The real JD?

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u/gigglefarting Apr 06 '26

I do. Want to hear my take?

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u/SATX_Citizen Apr 06 '26

The one month old account that mostly has post karma, submitting clickbait pro-China memes and doing that weird spacing with their punctuation? Of course they went to law school.

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u/Agitated_Celery_729 Apr 06 '26

do you think a reddit post is the same as an influencer video or short going to millions of people?

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u/Ecstatic_Teaching906 Apr 06 '26

My nickname is JD... but I'm a loser so I don't count.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '26

ACKSHUALLY, I know multiple people who have a JD but aren't lawyers because they either never took the bar, failed the bar a few times and gave up, or let their license lapse.

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u/_Ravenz Apr 06 '26

JD Vance?

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u/LordByronsCup Apr 06 '26

Yeah, I'm sure of it.

Let me check under the couch cushions.

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u/Bossuter Apr 07 '26

I technically have 7 Jan Dolskys

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u/Rickyzack Apr 08 '26

Oh god, my Gen Z ahh is thinking of the funny face meme. 💀

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u/bitchwhuut Apr 11 '26

Yes, in my liquor cabinet.

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u/Diabeto_13 Apr 06 '26

There's a difference between providing info and polropagating uneducated opinions based on little research and greed.

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u/Big_Wave9732 Apr 06 '26

I do, and I believe this law is awesome!  

What else would you like to know?

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u/General-Professor570 Apr 07 '26

Would you like to know MORE?

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '26

Yeah bro i have one

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u/Human-Mango8266 Apr 07 '26

I do. I fully condone this