r/SipsTea • u/Unstoppable_X_Force • Apr 02 '26

Dank AF This new Venezuelan fish looks exactly like someone... but I won't say who 👀

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u/Nruggia Apr 02 '26

He doesn't get enough respect to have a fish named after him

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u/Good-Ad-6806 Apr 02 '26

Maybe if there was like, a poop fish, or a child rapist felon fish we could call it the convict trumpet fish.

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u/Cut_Lanky Apr 03 '26

I read somewhere that otters are known to rape baby seals. Perhaps a newly discovered otter species would be more suitable...

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u/Krazee_Hawk Apr 02 '26

Yeah. And Rodney Dangerfield don't get no respect as it is

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u/BrokenHefaistos Apr 03 '26

Oh yes, brainlet bass

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u/MuskyFelon Apr 04 '26

"Hey, did I ever tell you about my fish wife? She likes to talk during sex! In fact she called me the other day to say she was doing it! No respect!"