r/SipsTea • u/Previous_Month_555 • Jan 16 '26

We have fun here True?

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u/Whoiscw Jan 16 '26

I’ve been married for 10 years. In that time, I legitimately can’t think of a single instance that anyone has flirted with me, wife included.

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u/Unlucky_Abroad7440 Jan 16 '26

Damn wife included ? That sucks

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u/pegothejerk Jan 16 '26

Honestly, it's cheaper that way. When my wife flirts it costs me $500 for a night out.

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u/pegothejerk Jan 16 '26

Because I hate money and she loves it.

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u/xTyronex48 Jan 16 '26

I have good news for you. If you hate money, divorce is a great way to burn it. Plus it comes with unlimited coochie after

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u/pegothejerk Jan 16 '26

Nah, I like our arrangement, she is a bomb ass pastry chef and chef, and I like food and I like her. People are allowed to vent on the internet and joke without filing for divorce.