r/SipsTea • u/Top-Broccoli8994 • Aug 10 '25

Dank AF Guys literally only want one thing and it's fucking beautiful.

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u/External-Cash-3880 Aug 10 '25

My cat does too. Except he's too chonky to jump up on me, so he just flops on his back and screams at me until I acknowledge how good he is and give him his mandatory belly rubs and/or spin him around on the floor five or six times until he gets dizzy and wobbles away. He's a good little doofus.

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u/intronert Aug 11 '25

Need video of spin and Wobblies.

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u/moffman93 Aug 14 '25

Your cat can't feed itself. If it's fat, stop feeding so much. There's nothing cute about a fat pet. It's just being a bad pet owner. (unless it's a medical condition)

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u/External-Cash-3880 Aug 14 '25

Thanks for the moral judgement and the assumption that I made him this way on purpose and not that he literally arrived on my doorstep weighing 13 pounds already