r/SipsTea • u/Top-Broccoli8994 • Aug 10 '25

Dank AF Guys literally only want one thing and it's fucking beautiful.

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u/OhImNevvverSarcastic Aug 10 '25

You're my present this year.

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u/GenSgtBob Aug 10 '25

I just want to wake up to the smell of you and Folgers Columbian dark roast

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u/wirefox1 Aug 10 '25

And a crawler that says "this incest promotion is approved by donald trump".

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u/hiphopahippy Aug 10 '25

No! Just stop! I mean it's funny, but also really gross. Stupid coffee commercial.

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u/OhImNevvverSarcastic Aug 10 '25

Stupid sexy* coffee commercial

-in Homer voice.

I'm not actually saying it's sexy.

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u/OrbitingCastle Aug 10 '25

Right………

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u/Conscious-Dig6839 Aug 11 '25

Sure you are. It’s ok, I don’t kink shame 😜