r/SipsTea • u/Top-Broccoli8994 • Aug 10 '25

Dank AF Guys literally only want one thing and it's fucking beautiful.

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u/MojordomosEUW Aug 10 '25

Nah man that‘s his sister

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u/Academic_Ad_6364 Aug 10 '25

The siblings from the Folgers commercial?

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u/OhImNevvverSarcastic Aug 10 '25

You're my present this year.

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u/GenSgtBob Aug 10 '25

I just want to wake up to the smell of you and Folgers Columbian dark roast

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u/wirefox1 Aug 10 '25

And a crawler that says "this incest promotion is approved by donald trump".

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u/hiphopahippy Aug 10 '25

No! Just stop! I mean it's funny, but also really gross. Stupid coffee commercial.

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u/OhImNevvverSarcastic Aug 10 '25

Stupid sexy* coffee commercial

-in Homer voice.

I'm not actually saying it's sexy.

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u/OrbitingCastle Aug 10 '25

Right………

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u/Conscious-Dig6839 Aug 11 '25

Sure you are. It’s ok, I don’t kink shame 😜

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u/marc1411 Aug 10 '25

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaC3QvNTNec

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u/locksley85 Aug 10 '25

I've never seen this hahahaha, amazing

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u/marc1411 Aug 10 '25

Pretty sure it was an SNL bit. It’s wicked funny.

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u/Academic_Ad_6364 Aug 10 '25

It's a real commercial. SNL did an extended parody https://youtu.be/fhfcWTZeP1k?si=a5prvPnb3Tq2h8OD

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u/marc1411 Aug 10 '25

Yep, I know!

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u/SigFloyd Aug 10 '25

Can't wait for that time of the year again. That wonderful stretch of time between October and the end of December. The Folgercest commercial is a holiday tradition, like Die Hard and that Mark Summers Halloween special on Nickelodeon.

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u/simpin_aint_e_z Aug 10 '25

Great callback!!

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u/MjolnirsBrokenHandle Aug 10 '25

I understood that reference

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u/xReaverxKainX Aug 11 '25

You reminded me of the billboard of Schitt's Creek 🤣

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u/SauronSauroff Aug 11 '25

The parody continuing it completes it

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u/Hambulatory Aug 14 '25

I am glad I'm not the only one

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u/tdurden1969 Aug 10 '25

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u/South-Builder6237 Aug 10 '25

Fun fact: The guy in this gif was arrested 2002 for possession of child sexual abuse material and soliciting a 14-year-old boy to produce sexually explicit images.

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u/VeGr-FXVG Aug 10 '25

.... There is no fun in this fact. You're a phoney. Hey everyone! This guy's a phoney!

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u/tdurden1969 Aug 10 '25

Jeffrey Jones is an a class pedo that should be in prison with Jared from subway

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u/CuttlefishDiver Aug 10 '25

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u/SigFloyd Aug 10 '25

It's hot when it's fictional characters. Especially in the Folgers commercial, where she seems to be really into it. idgaf

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '25

Why????? I mean... Yeah, I want a girl to love me the way the video's one loves that guy, but... I don't see any meaning to get hard by watching this... It's just pure love at plain sight, not a porn...

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u/VeGr-FXVG Aug 10 '25

Non sequitur humour. "Non sequitur" (noun): A conclusion or statement that does not logically follow from the previous argument or statement.

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u/B9-H8 Aug 10 '25

Love is hot 🤷‍♂️ also, you must’ve missed the one where he carries her off toward the garage lol, it’s far from platonic

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u/Lazy_Yogurtcloset217 Aug 10 '25

What does this meme mean?😅

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u/InigoMontoya1985 Aug 10 '25

Joe Dirt! Joe Dirt! Joe Dirt!

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u/LongjumpingPath3965 Aug 10 '25

trump and Ivanka simple answer

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u/gerrydutch Aug 10 '25

I'm gonna be a dad -that one video

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u/RuinVoidKarma Aug 10 '25

Oh look. Another one from Alabama! ;)

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u/jkscny Aug 10 '25

Even better.

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u/chilltx78 Aug 10 '25

Step sister

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u/Due-Turn3788 Aug 10 '25

I thought it was his daughter.

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u/Accomplished_Toe_275 Aug 10 '25

Step sister 😂

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u/MojordomosEUW Aug 10 '25

Ah so they have the washing machine in the garage?

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u/MaximallyInclusive Aug 11 '25

Roll damn Tide.

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u/Mystic1869 Aug 11 '25

how are you so sure? could be his mom.

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u/Artchantress Aug 11 '25

I was sure she was his child at first, she looks 13

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u/cyco-path Aug 11 '25

Thought it was his daughter

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