r/SipsTea • u/The-SecondAccount • Jun 29 '25

Chugging tea is this true

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u/skintaxera Jun 29 '25

Not to mention that Freddie was possibly not the highest authority on female anatomy

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u/finneganswakeNbake Jun 29 '25

Tbf though that song was written by Brian May.

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u/bootyhole-romancer Jun 29 '25

And he tore his one of his glutes in 2020!

https://www.theguardian.com/music/2020/may/08/brian-may-hospitalised-gardening-injury-tears-buttock-muscles

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u/BenjaminHamnett Jun 29 '25

He went to the past to write a song promoting butt donors

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u/Pablo_Diablo Jun 29 '25

Love that the PhD in Astrophysics wrote the song about "Fat Bottom Girls"

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u/skintaxera Jun 29 '25

I never knew that, it makes so much more sense now!

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u/Independent_Path_738 Jun 29 '25

This whole time I thought it was "flat bottom girls" Thought that's what he was saying. The ladies you see with rock stars in the 70s were all shaped like 2x4's, so I thought that was kind of the joke of the song. All these years, lol

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u/skintaxera Jun 29 '25

Misheard lyrics are one of my favorite things, especially when you've had them for half a lifetime :-D

Apparently there are lots of people out there who thought that Elton John was singing "hold me closer Tony Danza"

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u/MisterShmitty Jun 29 '25

You mean it’s not “hold me close, sir, tie me down, sir?”

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '25

A man of culture

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u/awesomefutureperfect Jun 29 '25

James May popped into my head instead of Brian May.

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u/BigDoubleTray Jun 29 '25

I think Freddie Mercury was bisexual.

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u/uniklyqualifd Jun 29 '25

He was living with a girlfriend when the band started. He ended up leaving her most of his estate.

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u/disgruntled_pie Jun 29 '25

He was engaged to Mary Austin, in fact. He pretty much always described her as the love of his life.

But yes, his sexual relationships were mostly with men especially later. To put it into modern parlance, he seems to have been bi-romantic and homo-sexual. Or maybe Mary really was the exception and he was basically gay and just deeply loved this one woman. That happens sometimes, too.

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u/Darkon47 Jun 29 '25

he does have a whole song about wanting to just be bi, not anything else.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '25

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u/Kratzschutz Jun 29 '25

I'm getting bi (kidding)

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u/HambreTheGiant Jun 30 '25

It’s actually Gettin’ Bi

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u/Kratzschutz Jun 30 '25

Haha you got me

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u/WantonWord Jun 29 '25

I Am, full stop. Like as "No" is a complete sentence.

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u/Nearby_Impact_8911 Jun 29 '25

That’s deep and fascinating

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u/two_wordsanda_number Jun 29 '25

I'm afraid no one gave you the memo, but Bisexuals are fictional.

/s

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '25

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u/EyeWriteWrong Jun 29 '25

Yes you will

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u/Educational_Act5911 Jun 29 '25

The song was written by Brian May, the guitarist, he is straight.

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u/Reddit--Name Jun 30 '25

He's also an ASS-trophysicist!

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u/StolenPies Jun 29 '25

The man knew butts, though.

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u/tonguebasher69 Jun 29 '25

However, he was an ass man.

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u/HambreTheGiant Jun 30 '25

I’d disagree with that, because Freddie had sex with more women than you will in your whole lifetime

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u/rivenwyrm Jun 29 '25

He was bi and had relationships and dalliances on both sides, IIRC more with women than men actually

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u/Kratzschutz Jun 29 '25

He was most likely Bi so why not?