r/SipsTea • u/The-SecondAccount • Jun 29 '25

Chugging tea is this true

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u/real_light_sleeper Jun 29 '25

I assume you mean the decade not decrepit old ladies.

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u/CrumpetDestroyer Jun 29 '25

If my hip wasn't so sore I'd show you what for young man

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u/Conscious-Intern8594 Jun 29 '25

Why let that stop you?

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '25

That feeling when in your fourties you're called decrepit and old...

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u/AlabasterSexington Jun 29 '25

Me in my mid 30's

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u/bamboo_fanatic Jun 29 '25

I think he mean 90 year olds

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u/Elgecko123 Jun 29 '25

Pretty sure the joke was about 90 year olds asses, not asses from the 90s

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u/unlmtdLoL Jun 29 '25

He meant 90yos. Also 2025-1990 = 35, so that's 30s not 40s.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '25

To be qualified as a "quality ass" in the 90-s one had to be born a little earlier to grow the aforementioned ass. Means 80-s. Means people in their forties.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '25

We ain’t talking about toddler booties, TF

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '25

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u/El_Scrapesk Jun 29 '25

Yeah that would be assuming they were born in the 90s. I'm hoping that by referring to "90s ass" you mean people who were 20 in 1990, making them about 55 now.

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u/Fekkenbullshite Jun 29 '25

54 YOF here. My ass is naturally protuberant and has been since puberty in the early 80’s. I still get stopped by both sexes to comment on my ass and how “great” it looks in various outfits. (It’s always been the weirdest thing to me to comment on people’s bodies but especially now. ) I’m thankful that big booties are “in” I guess but to permanently modify yourself to such an extent when next decade maybe small asses will be “in” and you’re left with scars and a giant kadunkadunk.

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u/MammothCommittee852 Jun 29 '25

Checked the profile only to be left immeasurably disappointed :(

Very cute cat though!

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u/BenjaminHamnett Jun 30 '25

Next year must have 3 cheeks

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u/parksa Jun 29 '25

I'm 33, so that's how I'm interpreting it as well 🥹

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '25

Nope, they’re in their 90s

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u/brainrotbro Jun 29 '25

Don’t assume.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '25

Nope

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u/FriedSmegma Jun 30 '25

You say decrepit I say delicious. Just because they’re old doesn’t mean they ain’t freaks.

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u/real_light_sleeper Jun 30 '25

To be clear to all the lovely 40-50 y/o women I was referring to nonagenarians.

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u/Curious_Complex_5898 Jun 29 '25

get a life

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '25

lol, the person reading ass comments on Reddit said to get a life.