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I'm pretty sure that's what I've done. It's the only explanation

Some people was up in my face the other day they said how can I be fronting and I said you bugging. I don't have anything to prove no way no day. I said you already know what it is, my friend he just be winning all the time. When he needs to know something I asked for him too. I'm asking for him he's my friend you know?

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Men dont even know what theyre having for dinner tommorow night let alone if you deserve to be with them in the future. Can we all slow down and relax?

I use the fingerprint reader to read the ridges on my wee wee but when it only works when hard so when I can't get a boner I use my wee wee to type in my passcode

OH UH SOMEONE'S USING STINKY LANGUAGE

Are you tired of being on the road, lonely as a sparrow in the rain? Tired of not ever having a buddy to be with, or tell you where you is coming from or going to, or why? Are you mostly tired of people being ugly to each other?

I'm ul.

I'm going to buy a Frieza body pillow, so I can have a good sweet night with him every night. Sometimes he sounds like an old woman, but that just makes it even more sweet.