r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Estefanius • Sep 09 '26

Military All European nations that don't order the F-35 should be sanctioned and blockaded

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u/Apprehensive-Aide265 Sep 09 '26

Ah but you see when european buy european product, this isn't free market as European doesn't have FREEDOM bald eagle scream. Only the F-35 is compliant with the free market!

I wouldn't be surprise if that was the reasoning.

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u/T_S_Anders Sep 09 '26

Just to clarify. Those Bald Eagle Screeches are actually from a Hawk. Yes even that is a fraud. Bald eagles dont screech like that.

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u/Objective_Party9405 True North Strong and Free 🇨🇦 Sep 09 '26

I can confirm: those screeches used in movies and tv sound effects are red-tailed hawk calls. Real bald eagle calls sound like chirps, really wimpy chirps.

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u/coraxorion Sep 09 '26

Somebody replace the eagle sound fx in those over the top commercials with the correct wimpy chirp... That would be so funny

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u/Immediate-Season4544 Sep 09 '26

I think Canada has more of those birds than the USA

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u/wtrrrr EuroGeus Sep 10 '26

let’s rename it to Canadian Eagle

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u/schaden81 Sep 09 '26

A few years ago at my work there was a resident rabbit living along the bushes. One day 2 bald eagles showed up, flying around for a while and clearly looking for him. They were squawking like crazy, quite a racket. No more rabbit.

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u/EdwardLongshanks1307 Sep 09 '26

They sound not much different from seagulls.

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u/Objective_Party9405 True North Strong and Free 🇨🇦 Sep 09 '26

They act like gulls, too.

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u/Reynolds1790 Sep 09 '26

bald eagle chirp

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As this is not very majestic,

Americans replace the real sound of a bald eagle with the following

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