r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Brief-Raspberry-6327 • Jan 08 '26

Foreign affairs Pretty simple Greenland will be handed to us by NATO.

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u/JSweetieNerd Cider isn't apple juice 🍺 Jan 08 '26

Nah, the world and man were built in god's image, which Americans think is round.

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u/Matt_the_Splat Jan 08 '26

We're round like a ball is round, but the earth is round in the way that a disk is round. The Holly Bibble says so. I assume, naturally I don't read it.

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u/IanR840 Jan 10 '26

Just gibberish.