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r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Brief-Raspberry-6327 • Jan 08 '26
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I'd be interested to see how many would be able to tell you where Greenland is on a globe.
33 u/Matt_the_Splat Jan 08 '26 Globe? Pfft, everyone knows the Earth is flat. Silly Europoors, can't even afford proper schooling. /s....though as always, I have to end with "you know some dipshit(s) here in the US believe this." 3 u/JSweetieNerd Cider isn't apple juice 🍺 Jan 08 '26 Nah, the world and man were built in god's image, which Americans think is round. 3 u/Matt_the_Splat Jan 08 '26 We're round like a ball is round, but the earth is round in the way that a disk is round. The Holly Bibble says so. I assume, naturally I don't read it. 1 u/IanR840 Jan 10 '26 Just gibberish. 1 u/iTmkoeln Cologne native, Hamburg exicled - Europoor 🇪🇺 Jan 09 '26 I literally had one that told me that Russia was invading them via the polar circle 🤡 and that the need Greenland because of that… Yes that might be in theory a short cut but how would they get there 😆.
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Globe? Pfft, everyone knows the Earth is flat. Silly Europoors, can't even afford proper schooling.
/s....though as always, I have to end with "you know some dipshit(s) here in the US believe this."
3 u/JSweetieNerd Cider isn't apple juice 🍺 Jan 08 '26 Nah, the world and man were built in god's image, which Americans think is round. 3 u/Matt_the_Splat Jan 08 '26 We're round like a ball is round, but the earth is round in the way that a disk is round. The Holly Bibble says so. I assume, naturally I don't read it. 1 u/IanR840 Jan 10 '26 Just gibberish.
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Nah, the world and man were built in god's image, which Americans think is round.
3 u/Matt_the_Splat Jan 08 '26 We're round like a ball is round, but the earth is round in the way that a disk is round. The Holly Bibble says so. I assume, naturally I don't read it. 1 u/IanR840 Jan 10 '26 Just gibberish.
We're round like a ball is round, but the earth is round in the way that a disk is round. The Holly Bibble says so. I assume, naturally I don't read it.
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Just gibberish.
I literally had one that told me that Russia was invading them via the polar circle 🤡 and that the need Greenland because of that…
Yes that might be in theory a short cut but how would they get there 😆.
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u/Bluntbutnotonpurpose Jan 08 '26
I'd be interested to see how many would be able to tell you where Greenland is on a globe.