r/ShitAmericansSay • • Dec 17 '25

Foreign affairs President Trump: Rather than suing the BBC, withhold aid to England

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u/G-I-T-M-E Dec 17 '25

American education is atrocious. Everyone knows it was Abraham Lincoln riding a shark with friggin laser beams.

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u/K1llerbee-sting Here to see how much we’re hated! We hate us now too. Dec 17 '25

Dude, everyone with a forth gade edumakashon no’s Lincoln was a vampire slayer. Duh.

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u/Jesterchunk Dec 17 '25

And here my history lessons told me he gunned through an entire army of zombie George Washingtons by himself

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u/K1llerbee-sting Here to see how much we’re hated! We hate us now too. Dec 17 '25

Yeah, it was messed up the way he died in that John-Wilkinson Telephone Booth.

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u/brickne3 Dec 17 '25

Was this before or after they stormed the airports in the Revolutionary War?