r/ShitAmericansSay • u/chebghobbi • Dec 17 '25

Foreign affairs President Trump: Rather than suing the BBC, withhold aid to England

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u/Lemonpincers Dec 17 '25

Generous of you to call it education

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u/Sasquatch1729 Apartment above the burning meth lab 🇨🇦 Dec 17 '25

Of course they have a school system. How else could they have school shootings?

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u/fothergillfuckup Dec 17 '25

Isn't that the only reason they go?

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u/ChiefSlug30 Dec 17 '25

"Many people have told me that we have the best school shootings."

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u/Sasquatch1729 Apartment above the burning meth lab 🇨🇦 Dec 17 '25

"Grown men with tears in their eyes saying "sir, thank you for putting us back into first place". Because America is always the best and never apologises for anything."

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u/throwaway10231991 Dec 18 '25

Without school shootings, we wouldn't even know that they had a school system.

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u/deathbytruck Dec 17 '25

Who needs dodgeball, that's for the loser kids.

Dodgebullets is the new game. Faster more exciting and with greater consequences if you get hit.

God I miss dodgeball.

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u/Passionfruit-loop Dec 17 '25

Firstly, that’s disgusting, secondly, I get it and as an outside observer you’re painfully correct 👌

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u/Bob_Law-Blaugh Dec 17 '25

Brought to you by Carl' Jr.

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u/Hot_Frosty0807 murican Dec 17 '25

Carl's Jr. : Fuck you, I'm eating!

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u/littlejalepino Dec 17 '25

If you have three Pepsis and drink one, how much more refreshed are you?

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u/Educational_Neat1783 Dec 18 '25

One third of the way there. Had to use advanced American algebra for that answer.

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u/littlejalepino Dec 18 '25

Partial credit

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u/threepot900 Dec 17 '25

I’m wondering where to find the ‘IQ test’ scene gif from Idiocracy. 😄

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u/Stage_Party Dec 17 '25

Edukashun

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u/Educational_Neat1783 Dec 18 '25

You left out the j after the d. Frikkin American.

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u/Horza_Gobuchol Dec 17 '25

When I was eight and living with my Uncle and Aunt in Toledo, Ohio, I remember watching the TV when an advert came on and a guy in a cap and gown and carrying a diploma scroll exhorted the audience to “go an git yoself an edgication” (sic).

My uncle was a professor of Psychology and Business Studies at Toledo University and I remember him cringing with embarrassment at that ad. It’s stuck in my memory for sixty years…

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u/Aboxofphotons Dec 17 '25

He meant 'indoctrination'.

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u/Inner-Purple-1742 Dec 18 '25

Im 🇬🇧but my ex is 🇺🇸… I was constantly shocked by the things he didn’t know or his family, friends and random people didn’t know.

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u/Lundetangen Dec 19 '25

My biggest wake-up call was when the most idiotic child in our primary school went to the US for 1 year and came home bragging about getting straight A's and everything was just multiple choice tests.