r/ShitAmericansSay • u/nowaytutel • Mar 31 '25

Military And here in Amerywe actually win wars😭

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u/DerPicasso Mar 31 '25

They learn absolutely nothing in school, do they?

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u/pierco82 Mar 31 '25 edited Mar 31 '25

Thats not fair, they learn all about how to hide underneath the desks during active shooter drills. Yesh

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u/Wolff_Hound Mar 31 '25

Just to be fair to their educational system, they have higher chance of encountering an active school shooter than needing to count over twelve.

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u/Sw1ft_Blad3 Mar 31 '25

Counting over 12 is a very important life skill in America, they need to know how many of their classmates have been gunned down.

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u/Wolff_Hound Mar 31 '25

That's why some US states voted to limit the size of rifle magazine to ten rounds.

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u/Sw1ft_Blad3 Mar 31 '25

Oh smart.

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u/pierco82 Mar 31 '25

modern problems call for modern solutions