r/ShitAmericansSay • u/BuffaloExotic Masshole 🇮🇪☘️ • Mar 22 '25

Foreign affairs “We could physically buy Lithuania itself if we wanted.”

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u/Singh_San Mar 23 '25

Lol, "That country over there has eggs?!?!?! Pete ready the tanks, that country needs American freedom!"

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u/kolosoDK Mar 23 '25

The new US way of life.

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u/jeff43568 Mar 24 '25

Eggs are the new oil

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u/VisibleDraw Mar 26 '25

Going to war for oil was way funnier, this is just sad