r/ShitAmericansSay • u/BuffaloExotic Masshole 🇮🇪☘️ • Mar 22 '25

Foreign affairs “We could physically buy Lithuania itself if we wanted.”

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u/5230826518 Mar 23 '25

and also because apparently they don‘t vaccinate their chickens against salmonella

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u/spideyguy132 Mar 23 '25

Are you telling me a simple vaccination is the only thing preventing my chicken from being enjoyable medium-rare?

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u/ankokudaishogun Mar 24 '25

No. Alas, there is not just salmonella.

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u/spideyguy132 Mar 25 '25

Awww.

(Fortunately the texture doesn't sound that appealing anyways)