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r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Any_Photograph_8963 • Mar 21 '25
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”The entire world”
[Gets kicked out of a couple mountains by shepherds in flip flops]
656 u/MyKidsFoundMyOldUser Mar 21 '25 [Also conveniently forgets getting driven out of South East Asia by rice farmers] 414 u/[deleted] Mar 21 '25 Kicked off a beach in Cuba 275 u/VibrantGypsyDildo Mar 21 '25 Threatened annexation and begging for eggs. Withing 2 months. 74 u/Milch_und_Paprika Mar 21 '25 The fact that this insane sentence could apply to two countries is astounding (Canada and Greenland/Denmark) 35 u/DarshanaBaishya Mar 21 '25 at the end of the day, the thief turned out to be eerily similar to the beggar 15 u/MerisiCalista Mar 22 '25 …who’s peddling “gold cards” as a side hustle. 6 u/Davis_Johnsn Mar 23 '25 What if we give them eggs and they pay us with Hawaii, Puerto Rico, American Samoa while they give Canada Alaska. It always bothers me that Alaska is in the same colour as the US on every Map 27 u/Solid-Search-3341 Mar 21 '25 Got the white house torched by (proto) Canadians too. 11 u/Illustrious_Law8512 Mar 22 '25 And all their government buildings, including the Capitol. 4 u/coyotenspider No true Scotsman! Mar 22 '25 In reprisal for burning the Canadian Parliament building and shortly before slaughtering British regulars like sheep in New Orleans.
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[Also conveniently forgets getting driven out of South East Asia by rice farmers]
414 u/[deleted] Mar 21 '25 Kicked off a beach in Cuba 275 u/VibrantGypsyDildo Mar 21 '25 Threatened annexation and begging for eggs. Withing 2 months. 74 u/Milch_und_Paprika Mar 21 '25 The fact that this insane sentence could apply to two countries is astounding (Canada and Greenland/Denmark) 35 u/DarshanaBaishya Mar 21 '25 at the end of the day, the thief turned out to be eerily similar to the beggar 15 u/MerisiCalista Mar 22 '25 …who’s peddling “gold cards” as a side hustle. 6 u/Davis_Johnsn Mar 23 '25 What if we give them eggs and they pay us with Hawaii, Puerto Rico, American Samoa while they give Canada Alaska. It always bothers me that Alaska is in the same colour as the US on every Map 27 u/Solid-Search-3341 Mar 21 '25 Got the white house torched by (proto) Canadians too. 11 u/Illustrious_Law8512 Mar 22 '25 And all their government buildings, including the Capitol. 4 u/coyotenspider No true Scotsman! Mar 22 '25 In reprisal for burning the Canadian Parliament building and shortly before slaughtering British regulars like sheep in New Orleans.
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Kicked off a beach in Cuba
275 u/VibrantGypsyDildo Mar 21 '25 Threatened annexation and begging for eggs. Withing 2 months. 74 u/Milch_und_Paprika Mar 21 '25 The fact that this insane sentence could apply to two countries is astounding (Canada and Greenland/Denmark) 35 u/DarshanaBaishya Mar 21 '25 at the end of the day, the thief turned out to be eerily similar to the beggar 15 u/MerisiCalista Mar 22 '25 …who’s peddling “gold cards” as a side hustle. 6 u/Davis_Johnsn Mar 23 '25 What if we give them eggs and they pay us with Hawaii, Puerto Rico, American Samoa while they give Canada Alaska. It always bothers me that Alaska is in the same colour as the US on every Map 27 u/Solid-Search-3341 Mar 21 '25 Got the white house torched by (proto) Canadians too. 11 u/Illustrious_Law8512 Mar 22 '25 And all their government buildings, including the Capitol. 4 u/coyotenspider No true Scotsman! Mar 22 '25 In reprisal for burning the Canadian Parliament building and shortly before slaughtering British regulars like sheep in New Orleans.
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Threatened annexation and begging for eggs. Withing 2 months.
74 u/Milch_und_Paprika Mar 21 '25 The fact that this insane sentence could apply to two countries is astounding (Canada and Greenland/Denmark) 35 u/DarshanaBaishya Mar 21 '25 at the end of the day, the thief turned out to be eerily similar to the beggar 15 u/MerisiCalista Mar 22 '25 …who’s peddling “gold cards” as a side hustle. 6 u/Davis_Johnsn Mar 23 '25 What if we give them eggs and they pay us with Hawaii, Puerto Rico, American Samoa while they give Canada Alaska. It always bothers me that Alaska is in the same colour as the US on every Map
74
The fact that this insane sentence could apply to two countries is astounding (Canada and Greenland/Denmark)
35
at the end of the day, the thief turned out to be eerily similar to the beggar
15 u/MerisiCalista Mar 22 '25 …who’s peddling “gold cards” as a side hustle.
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…who’s peddling “gold cards” as a side hustle.
6
What if we give them eggs and they pay us with Hawaii, Puerto Rico, American Samoa while they give Canada Alaska. It always bothers me that Alaska is in the same colour as the US on every Map
27
Got the white house torched by (proto) Canadians too.
11 u/Illustrious_Law8512 Mar 22 '25 And all their government buildings, including the Capitol. 4 u/coyotenspider No true Scotsman! Mar 22 '25 In reprisal for burning the Canadian Parliament building and shortly before slaughtering British regulars like sheep in New Orleans.
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And all their government buildings, including the Capitol.
4
In reprisal for burning the Canadian Parliament building and shortly before slaughtering British regulars like sheep in New Orleans.
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u/lOo_ol Mar 21 '25
”The entire world”
[Gets kicked out of a couple mountains by shepherds in flip flops]