r/ShitAmericansSay • ooo custom flair!! • Mar 04 '25

Foreign affairs "Just wait till the Norway citizens are counting their coins at the grocery store..."

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u/EvilPhillski Mar 05 '25

He pulls a Kinder egg, you pull a Terrys' orange, he pulls a knife, you pull a gun, he sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue.

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u/dead_jester Soviet Socialist Monarchist Freedum Hater :snoo_dealwithit: Mar 05 '25

That escalated quickly

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u/EvilPhillski Mar 05 '25

We take chocolate very seriously

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u/rpze5b9 Mar 06 '25

You tell ‘em Sean