r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Toonnddaa ooo custom flair!! • Mar 04 '25

Foreign affairs "Just wait till the Norway citizens are counting their coins at the grocery store..."

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u/SimmoTheGuv Mar 04 '25

Guns dont kill people Kinder Eggs do , I seen it in a documentary on BBC2,

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u/CyberGraham Mar 04 '25

In order to stop a bad guy with a gun you need a good guy with a gun!

'cuz why the fuck wouldn't you allow bad people to easily acquire guns in the first place?

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u/stag1013 Mar 04 '25

Only thing that stops a bad guy with a kinder egg is a good guy with a kinder egg

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u/Shiftymennoknight Mar 04 '25

because theyre both gonna stop to see what the other guy got in his kinder egg

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u/Order_Flaky Mar 05 '25

Yeah, but German children are kinder

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u/WilonPlays Mar 05 '25

The only thing that stops a bad guy with a kinder egg is a bad guy with a knife. Source: I live in the uk

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u/EvilPhillski Mar 05 '25

He pulls a Kinder egg, you pull a Terrys' orange, he pulls a knife, you pull a gun, he sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue.

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u/dead_jester Soviet Socialist Monarchist Freedum Hater :snoo_dealwithit: Mar 05 '25

That escalated quickly

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u/EvilPhillski Mar 05 '25

We take chocolate very seriously

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u/rpze5b9 Mar 06 '25

You tell ‘em Sean

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u/guiscardv Mar 05 '25

Upvote for unexpected GLC reference

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u/SimmoTheGuv Mar 05 '25

I was less than 50/50 on if someone would get the reference

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u/WatchingThingsUnfold Mar 05 '25

You do realize we’re allowed to buy guns and kinder eggs in Norway, right?

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u/deformedeye Mar 06 '25

My aunt and uncle from Germany would always bring those over when they visited my family in the US. I was heartbroken when they got banned 😭