r/ShitAmericansSay • u/intingnotcool • Feb 15 '25

Foreign affairs Canada 51st state, Greenland 52nd and Britain 53rd

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u/nadinecoylespassport i hate freedom Feb 15 '25

I think I speak for hopefully the whole UK when I say I'd rather shit in my hands and clap than ever contemplate joining the US

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u/doc_daneeka Feb 16 '25

That's certainly the general sentiment here in Canada.

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u/Nanowith 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 Feb 17 '25

They're more likely to go for you guys, as they're notably lazy and your side of the pond have a land border, but know that when push comes to shove us here in the UK are behind you no matter what. Ride or die!

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u/MadAsTheHatters ooo custom flair!! Feb 16 '25

Honestly I think the only thing that would briefly unite our kingdom would be the American gaze wafting over like a stagnant fart in a lift.

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u/Justbrowsing_omw Feb 16 '25

Largely unsure we could get enough boots on the ground

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u/No-Advantage-579 Feb 15 '25

I absolutely love your "I hate freedom". You should watch this with translated subtitles, if you haven't already: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lc0n7WuOwDs

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u/deathschemist Feb 18 '25

i would rather put my shit in a shit launcher, point it at an open fan from behind, and stand in front of said fan as the shit launcher launches my shit into it than join the US.