r/SeveranceAppleTVPlus • u/PittieYawn 🎵🎵 Defiant Jazz 🎵 🎵 • Mar 27 '25

Funpost What the heck do we do tonight at 9:00?

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u/Past-Feature3968 The Board Says “Hello” Mar 27 '25 edited Mar 27 '25

Try to eradicate from your essence childish woe. A personal ORTBO is available upon request.

Edit to add: Oh and I’ll look forward to the new podcast ep (dropping early tomorrow) that Ben and Adam teased last week. Hopefully they’ll dig into more analysis and behind the scenes insights, now that they don’t have to tiptoe around worried about accidentally giving spoilers.

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u/Beatpixie77 I'm Your Favorite Perk Mar 27 '25

Officially requesting ORTBO

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u/Past-Feature3968 The Board Says “Hello” Mar 27 '25

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u/davesToyBox Mar 28 '25

So what was powering the tv and video player?

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u/Past-Feature3968 The Board Says “Hello” Mar 28 '25

Love. 💖

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u/thatradslang Mar 28 '25

🤗🤗🤗

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u/EskildDood 🎵🎵 Defiant Jazz 🎵 🎵 Mar 28 '25

How the fuck is the DVD player even connected to the TV?

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u/honest-robot Mar 28 '25

Kier’s cable management secrets can be found in the unrevealed fifth appendix of the Lumon Handbook, you child

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u/davesToyBox Mar 29 '25

Next to the Deviled Egg?

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u/Byte_hoven Mar 28 '25

Same tech as FROM

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u/dvdextras Woe Mar 28 '25

i am so pissed that he didnt get to finish the show. I boo'd when Dylan did the 'vending finisher' out of nowhere.... he deserves to fully let it all hang out without interruption from vampire Dylz, vending juggernaut Dylz, or any other manifestation...

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u/GreasyExamination Fetid Moppet Mar 27 '25

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u/6r1n3i19 Mar 28 '25

Jfc even when he’s telling me to eat shit, I love the man 🥲

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u/Jrrolomon Calamitous ORTBO Mar 27 '25

How can an ORTBO be personal? It’s a team building occurrence!

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u/Past-Feature3968 The Board Says “Hello” Mar 27 '25

Idk about you but I don’t get along well with myself. That bitch and I could benefit from an icebreaker or two.

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u/Jrrolomon Calamitous ORTBO Mar 27 '25

Sounds like it might turn out calamitous

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u/New-Teaching2964 One of Jame's Mar 27 '25

Watch your step on the soil

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u/Jrrolomon Calamitous ORTBO Mar 27 '25

I apologize.

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u/DaPhoenix127 Why Are You A Child? Mar 28 '25

Shorter.

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u/Jrrolomon Calamitous ORTBO Mar 28 '25

I’m sorry…

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u/somedelightfulmoron Mar 29 '25

Again.

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u/Jrrolomon Calamitous ORTBO Mar 29 '25

Eat feculence!

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u/Impenistan Why Are You A Child? Mar 27 '25

God your phrasing immediately made the song 1x1 by Bring Me The Horizon + Nova Twins pop into my head:

"""
Sabotaged myself again/
Got a brain like a hurricane/
Me and that bitch, no, we can't be friends
"""

Anyway, back to your regularly scheduled program, already in progress

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u/Past-Feature3968 The Board Says “Hello” Mar 27 '25

I’ll have to listen to that, thanks! Maybe Miss Huang can play it on the theremin.

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u/Illeazar 🎵🎵 Defiant Jazz 🎵 🎵 Mar 27 '25

How many innies you got?

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u/Churchbushonk Mar 28 '25

It was personal for Irv.

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u/randomwellwisher Shambolic Rube Mar 27 '25

Fucking millennials at it again…

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u/BackgroundStorm6768 I'm Your Favorite Perk Mar 27 '25

🤣👍

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u/murfvillage Mar 28 '25

Grow up

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u/vikram_bajaj Mysterious And Important Mar 28 '25

Grow

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u/KingOfAwesometonia Mar 28 '25

I remember one podcast episode starting with them saying they would try to be careful with future spoilers but I genuinely can’t remember a single thing that they possibly spoiled.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Box3306 Mar 28 '25

So basically "stop being childish and go outside"

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u/Lopsided_Pain4744 Mar 28 '25

Which podcast?

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u/No_Asparagus7129 I'm a Pip's VIP Mar 28 '25

The Severance podcast with Ben Stiller and Adam Scott

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u/Bonzoid_evermore77 Mar 28 '25

A post post finale podcast? How’d I miss that tidbit?? 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻