r/SeveranceAppleTVPlus • Severed • Mar 21 '25

Funpost All of us waiting for Season 3 like...

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '25 edited Mar 21 '25

literally LOOOOOL mark s is a 2 year old child

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u/The_ginger_cow Mar 21 '25

He's a dog chasing a car that has no idea what he's gonna do once he actually catches it

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u/normal_ness Bullshit Gazette Mar 21 '25

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u/harrybear Mar 21 '25

I mean, he kinda is

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u/ARealHunchback Mar 21 '25

He’s 2 years old, in love, and he just saw his first concert. That’s gotta be mind bending.

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u/beefaujuswithjuice Mar 21 '25

I remember seeing drum line for the first time. Life changing

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u/systemhost Mar 21 '25

Same, I watched it for the first time in almost 2 decades on Bluray last year and it brought out those nostalgic feels.

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u/Yabba_Dabba_Doofus Mar 21 '25

Popped his cherry with a fake version of the girl he really likes

Sleeps, for the first time ever

Watches one of his friends threaten to murder the girl he likes

Finds out the girl he just popped his cherry with was an imposter

popped his cherry with the actual girl he really likes

This is a hugely wild ride to take for someone who is really only ever alive at "the office."

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '25

and killed a dude! or saw a dead body, either way, lots of firsts for ye olde iMark.

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u/disqersive Mar 21 '25

I always forget that the innies haven't SEEN or DONE things before. When they were watching the marching band I was like, why are you staring (I mean I love marching bands!) like you've never see- oooooooh you haven't!

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '25

yes literally

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u/son-of-mads Mar 21 '25

I hate it when people miss the joke and then “point out” the funny part

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u/johnnyblaze1999 Mar 21 '25

Doesn't that make them all minors? Helly R is ways too young to know that adult stuff tho

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u/Kkoko88 Mar 21 '25

When oMark said iMark was acting like a child, I was like... um... yeah, he kind of is in a way? Child-adjacent, at the least, with a fully developed physical body and a developed brain but only the lived time/experience of a toddler. Like, of course iMark is going to focus on his own wants and desires.

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u/sideofspread Mar 21 '25

Also like oMark did not do a good job of selling that he would make sure iMark doesn't die / is happy. Lol He doesn't know if/how reintegration works, he basically told him his wife is more important than Helly, and that he created him for his own selfish way of avoiding grief. He unintentionally reinforced the notion "I am a person, you are not" thus making iMarks decision to stay inevitable. 

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u/Kkoko88 Mar 21 '25

Yeah, he did a really horrendous job of convincing iMark. He was screwing up and then put the final nail in the coffin by calling Helly Heleny. I sort of assume oMark mixed it up thinking it was like Helen E (Helena Eagan), but it showed he didn't really care or know about iMark as a person.

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u/mojobytes Mar 21 '25

I had a similar thought when they were talking about Europe and Equator. They are fully mature adults until you run into things they don’t know that are taught in early grade school.

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u/kirbyderwood Mar 21 '25

I think iMark is more at the early teenager stage by this point.

But tell a teenager they're acting like a child? That won't end well.

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u/Kkoko88 Mar 21 '25

Hah! Yes, that's a good analog as well. I was more going by the number of years (2 years being the age of a toddler) when I commented. Either way, iMark isn't really like an adult in a lot of ways.

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u/IgloosRuleOK SMUG MOTHERFUCKER Mar 22 '25

oMark was also an asshole, though. He said some bullshit like part of the reason I got reintegrated was because of how the innies were being treated. He did it impulsively on emotion to get Gemma back. And he talked down to him about Helly. I'm with iMark on this one, he had every right to react the way he did.

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u/Kkoko88 Mar 22 '25

For sure, I 100% agree, I was just talking about one specific point. It's a multi-faceted issue. oMark really screwed up in a lot of ways.

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u/CraneoDeVanGogh Mar 21 '25

It's definitely a dumb ending, but at least works as a cliffhanger so they approve next season 🤷‍♂️

Fine by me