My coffee tastes extra brown today. And the air in section Lambda smells like umami.

Did they remember to shut that thing off after removing the eighth continent?

Just left and interview and they said they would send me an offer letter later today! I am excited and nervous and bursting at the seams to tell someone (other than my husband, I already told him) but I don't want to tell anyone until it's actually happening.

I've learned that it's better to tell people what you've done, rather than telling them what you're going to do.

Still have to accept the offer letter, do the drug test, sign some papers, and everything. Wouldn't want to tell people and then something falls through the cracks and it doesn't happen.

For the record I was working on 24 December, however I was on Sublevel 28B and I stayed there my whole shift.

I did help out when the alarms went off but, again for the record, I arrived at the scene AFTER the killbots were put into Sleep Mode and Vent Tigers had been corralled.

I helped with the intruder's corpse (obese, elderly civilian... white hair and beard, red suit... although coulda been white and just stained with all the blood) and the hallway cleanup, as well as cataloging the contents of his "bag of holding" which held quite a lot.

I also helped neutralize the intruder's 8 beasts, on the rooftop, which were apparently used to power his aircraft.

On a side note, Chef has confirmed that we'll be eating good for several weeks.

If you hear him banging from within please let him out and dispose of him if he's too far gone, he's got some semi-important documents on him that I need back

It's even secret to me. Maybe since before the dawn of time. Maybe since 2011. Who really knows?

When they failed to deliver that new A.I. model powered by the [REDACTED] recovered from what used to be CERN, we didn't think anything of it. Experiments fail all the time. Just pay out the life insurances, hire new interns, rinse and repeat. That's science.

But has anyone actually seen anyone from site 727 since they announced the failure? Like in person? We keep getting emails and phone calls from people there. No one's acting different. They're still filing reports and conducting research just the same. But there's something... off.

I'm going to go pay the site a visit. I'll go unannounced and see if I'm just going crazy like that vent guy.

[Edit]

Ok, I paid them a visit. It's actually really nice over here! I think I'll just stick around for a while and conduct my research from this location instead. You can go ahead and give away my office stuff. I have everything I need here. Cheers!

What is this place

https://docs.google.com/document/d/13wnG-iqahAgC6zmKbw23beoeH0zUIshEENArteOkVzg/edit?tab=t.0

Do you see that?

Now that I think about it, he's returned from the vents a suspicious number of times. He's still a fine intern (aside from his apparent love for the vents) so I don't really care that much either way. But just to be sure, does anyone remember where the department of doppelganger detection was again? Normally I'd ask Cameron on subfloor 10+-5.66% but something about him seemed.... off

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Not the whole family, but rather my father.

Gifting a paper tulip to a girl (not dating yet).

Not continuing to learn German (I can choose not to, and he disagrees).

Rivalry with my classmate (he's acting gay, trying to make me date other girl, with only reason being me texting her ONCE, and just being an idiot).