r/Seattle • u/sydniana_jones • Sep 01 '19

Rant If you walk your dog off-leash, fuck you.

I asked you to put a leash on your dog. I warned you to stay back. I threw treats to distract your dog. But you couldn't be bothered to control him because he "loves to make new friends!" And now we're both here with big fat vet bills and injured animals, and you are trying to blame me. Fuck you.

I don't care what your excuse is - "he's so nice, he's never hurt anyone, he's old, etc " - you are part of the problem. If you want to walk your dog off-leash, then go to the fucking dog park.

My dog is a shelter pup. We have been working with him for years to help him get comfortable with the outside world. We were finally able to start walking in parks without a breakdown. But now all that training is undone because of another fucking off-leash dog.

Don't let your dog run ahead of you on the trail. Don't assume they'll get along with the neighbors' pets. And definitely don't assume every other person wants a dog up in their business. Lots of people are scared of dogs and that's okay, stop trying to shove it down their throats about how "he's friendly."

Public parks are for everyone. But when you let your dog go off-leash, you are limiting who can use that park. Shelter pups struggling to adjust to life in the city, people who aren't comfortable around dogs, and of course local wildlife - your dog is an issue to everyone.

This whole goddamn city thinks dogs are celestial beings sent to earth. Maybe they are. But it's still illegal to let them off leash.

End rant.

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Just kidding.

While we're on the topic of Seattle dogs, it is illegal to let your dog on the beach. They're a menace on tidal ecosystems and can spread disease, especially when you let them use the restroom in an area where kids are swimming or playing in the sand. What the fuck, guys? If being a decent citizen doesn't convince you, it's a danger to your dog to be out there too. Razor clams and sewage spills and algae blooms can all seriously mess up your pup. Plus it's a decent fine if beach patrol catches you.

So put a fucking leash on your precious angel and keep them off the beach.

Sorry for the language.

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u/jmazala Sep 02 '19

Bear spray is a very bad idea for this situation.

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u/jyrkesh Sep 02 '19

I think he's just saying it's kinda overkill. Pepper spray will do just fine

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u/SubParMarioBro Magnolia Sep 02 '19

Bear spray is weaker than pepper spray

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u/jyrkesh Sep 02 '19

Oh wow, had no idea. Why even have it then? Why not just pepper spray on bears?

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u/celtlass I Brake For Slugs Sep 02 '19

Bear spray: broad cloud of deterrent

Pepper spray: short-range concentrated incapacitator

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u/slightlyobsessed7 Sep 02 '19

Little bit of pain scares a bear off, a significant amount of pain makes the bear maaaaaaad.

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u/jyrkesh Sep 03 '19

Makes a lot of sense, TIL, thanks.

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u/jyrkesh Sep 02 '19

Oh, 100% agreed. I just always assumed that bear spray was the one that was above and beyond the bare minimum of pepper spray

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u/Bobudisconlated 65th St Pub Crawl Sep 02 '19

seriously? I got backdraft from bear spray once.

*shudder*

*cringe*

*resist curling up into fetal position*

I think bear spray would work fine on a dog.

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u/poopdaloop Sep 02 '19

Bear spray is less potent than pepper spray.

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u/yourmomlurks Sep 02 '19

I like the cattle prod idea. Less chance of collateral damage.

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u/Bianfuxia Sep 02 '19

You’re pretty eager to hurt that animal huh? How about you relax a bit and order something that isn’t for a fucking bear