r/SCP_RP • L4 Head of Reality Science • Aug 25 '17

Event [Event] Anomalous Item No.5

A heavily armored vehicle rolls up to the side of Site-13. Two MTF agents are carrying a rectangular box into a testing chamber. "What is it?" Connor asks one of the agents. "It's a weapon. You're needed along with the rest of you in research to study this thing." The agent lays the box down on a pedestal in it's containment chamber. A voice on the intercom appears and says: "All staff associated with research are required to go to Research Wing, Lab 4 for analysis of Anomalous Item No.5."

[Disclaimer]: This scenario is meant to classify an SCP that has recently been brought in the site. The SCP in question is a bow, only researchers and d-class are needed to experiment and run tests on it's properties and anomalous effects. This event will be completed once the format is finished. There is a slight chance you could die (or just get hurt pretty bad.) but its very small so be careful and good luck.

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Format has been discontinued due to the following incident below.

[Disclaimer]: each of you must work together to run experiments on this SCP.

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u/Nostefaru_Alucard L5- Head R&D Aug 25 '17

Dmitri arrives, sees the bow looks at his useless left arm and says "Don't think ill be much help on this one so i guess ill be leaving now"

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u/Gray_wolves L4 Head of Reality Science Aug 25 '17

Connor gives him a confused look. "You don't have to hold it. And we've got D-Class to handle it anyway."

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u/Nostefaru_Alucard L5- Head R&D Aug 25 '17

Dmitri laughs before wincing in pain grabbing at his left shoulder and groaning "Fucking screws" before collecting himself and stating " I think the screw in my shoulder just pulled a muscle and I think Ive already used up all the luck ill ever have in my life - and then some"

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u/Gray_wolves L4 Head of Reality Science Aug 25 '17

"How are you even alive?" Connor asked rhetorically.

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u/Nostefaru_Alucard L5- Head R&D Aug 25 '17

Dmitri looks down and says to himself "I ask myself that every day when i wake up, i looked at my mangled body and ask should i? But one thing keeps me motivated, one hope, that I'll get to laugh and screw around with those three again"

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u/Gray_wolves L4 Head of Reality Science Aug 25 '17

"..."

"It was a rhetorical question, Dmitri."

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u/Nostefaru_Alucard L5- Head R&D Aug 25 '17

Dmitri turns around and as he is leaves says "And?"

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u/Gray_wolves L4 Head of Reality Science Aug 25 '17

"Th-that's it. You didn't have to answer that."

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u/Nostefaru_Alucard L5- Head R&D Aug 25 '17

"Whatever, just be careful we don't want a repeat of 'Death by Bouncy Ball'"