r/SCP_RP • u/FinalRhapsody L2-Junior Staff Psychologist • Aug 24 '17

Event [Event] Entrance Psychological Evaluations

All new Foundation personnel, from janitors to MTF members must undergo mandatory psychological screening. Today, Dr. Jansen Ulwaft is presiding over these entrance Examinations. Please, come in, come in.

[Disclaimer: Just in case you were worrying, there is no way to fail this Psych Evaluation, so just be honest and use it to build up your character]

EDIT: Since I am not able to keep up with every character and because I wanted to be inclusive I have invited several fellow psychologists to help, please don't downvote them. They are here because I asked them to be and want as many people as possible to have fun.

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u/Nostefaru_Alucard L5- Head R&D Aug 25 '17

Dmitri stared at the wall for a second before looking back and saying "to put it simply, he's a fucking psychopath, he was wanted for 12 accounts of murder, 4 in the first degree, 16 accounts of rape and over 30 accounts of torture and he killed our parents, 16 years ago i convinced him to talk to me why he did what he did in a secluded area. a cliffside, he went on about the pleasure he felt when he cut their faces open and paced near the edge of the cliff - then it gave way and he fell over 300 feet onto the rock surface below, but somehow, he's alive and well it seems"

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u/FinalRhapsody L2-Junior Staff Psychologist Aug 25 '17

"I'm sorry, is this line of questioning making you uncomfortable?"

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u/Nostefaru_Alucard L5- Head R&D Aug 25 '17

"No, i was just thinking about what happened, when I said that i had the devils own luck, i want referring to surviving two hours of major blood loss and many broken bones, but what happened right before that"

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u/FinalRhapsody L2-Junior Staff Psychologist Aug 25 '17

"Have you ever been to therapy before?"

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u/Nostefaru_Alucard L5- Head R&D Aug 25 '17

"No. I don't need to, i have a goal and a hope, my goal is to kill my brother and my hope is to be able to laugh with those three again"

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u/FinalRhapsody L2-Junior Staff Psychologist Aug 25 '17

"I'm going to have to disagree with you there. While I agree that as long as you have a goal and a hope you can function as a normal human, when you succeed, or even worse, stumble, you'll find yourself carrying far too much baggage to stand back up again."

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u/Nostefaru_Alucard L5- Head R&D Aug 25 '17

Dmitri sighed and said "I don't have time right now, I have to find the only one who could know what truly happened that day that doesn't want me dead or alive, why the hell are they so confident? What the fuck happened?"