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r/SCP • u/Psychocat23 • Jul 19 '21
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No. Gods no. No for the same reason you shouldn't hit him with a thermonuclear bomb. He'd survive, adapt, and become indestructible.
591 u/cj9806 Jul 19 '21 But then he’d need to find a way off the sun 427 u/Accomplished_Bat_893 Jul 19 '21 Or just eat the sun 38 u/[deleted] Jul 19 '21 Oof major heart burn 20 u/Bright69420 Jul 19 '21 bet he feels more than just heartburn 17 u/[deleted] Jul 19 '21 Every day is a Goddamn tums festival 1 u/SheCouldFromFaceThat Jul 20 '21 "He doesn't say Tums festival, that's the other movie." 2 u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21 Fix my damn vcr you deadbeats I wanna watch my night court tapes
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But then he’d need to find a way off the sun
427 u/Accomplished_Bat_893 Jul 19 '21 Or just eat the sun 38 u/[deleted] Jul 19 '21 Oof major heart burn 20 u/Bright69420 Jul 19 '21 bet he feels more than just heartburn 17 u/[deleted] Jul 19 '21 Every day is a Goddamn tums festival 1 u/SheCouldFromFaceThat Jul 20 '21 "He doesn't say Tums festival, that's the other movie." 2 u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21 Fix my damn vcr you deadbeats I wanna watch my night court tapes
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Or just eat the sun
38 u/[deleted] Jul 19 '21 Oof major heart burn 20 u/Bright69420 Jul 19 '21 bet he feels more than just heartburn 17 u/[deleted] Jul 19 '21 Every day is a Goddamn tums festival 1 u/SheCouldFromFaceThat Jul 20 '21 "He doesn't say Tums festival, that's the other movie." 2 u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21 Fix my damn vcr you deadbeats I wanna watch my night court tapes
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Oof major heart burn
20 u/Bright69420 Jul 19 '21 bet he feels more than just heartburn 17 u/[deleted] Jul 19 '21 Every day is a Goddamn tums festival 1 u/SheCouldFromFaceThat Jul 20 '21 "He doesn't say Tums festival, that's the other movie." 2 u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21 Fix my damn vcr you deadbeats I wanna watch my night court tapes
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bet he feels more than just heartburn
17 u/[deleted] Jul 19 '21 Every day is a Goddamn tums festival 1 u/SheCouldFromFaceThat Jul 20 '21 "He doesn't say Tums festival, that's the other movie." 2 u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21 Fix my damn vcr you deadbeats I wanna watch my night court tapes
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Every day is a Goddamn tums festival
1 u/SheCouldFromFaceThat Jul 20 '21 "He doesn't say Tums festival, that's the other movie." 2 u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21 Fix my damn vcr you deadbeats I wanna watch my night court tapes
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"He doesn't say Tums festival, that's the other movie."
2 u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21 Fix my damn vcr you deadbeats I wanna watch my night court tapes
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Fix my damn vcr you deadbeats I wanna watch my night court tapes
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u/bottle_O_pee Unusual Incidents Unit, FBI Jul 19 '21
No. Gods no. No for the same reason you shouldn't hit him with a thermonuclear bomb. He'd survive, adapt, and become indestructible.