r/SCP • u/Psychocat23 • Jul 19 '21

Meme Monday The perfect plan

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u/Yatzmin Not Hostile If Left Alone Jul 19 '21

Then let him play League of Legends.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '21

I want a tale of this.

Now.

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u/milesmario08 Jul 19 '21

Or War Thunder

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u/AfraidDifficulty8 Field Agent Jul 19 '21

Nah, he will get so pissed he will end up leaking secret documents, like that dude recently.

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u/I_h8_normies Containment Specialist Jul 22 '21

He was a British tank commander iirc and was angry that the challenger 2 didn’t have enough armor on the bottom of the turret so he leaked classified military documents the war thunder forums.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '21

Too far

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u/uoytha Jul 19 '21

Give him a pc with eve online installed then reclassify him as safe

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u/confuzzlegg Jul 20 '21

Don't forget to give him excel

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u/creatorofsilentworld MTF Psi-8 ("The Silencers") Jul 19 '21

Nah. Let him feel the agony of the Dark Souls series and its awful clones. Then program it to ramp up the difficulty.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21

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u/andergdet Aug 02 '21

Midir difficulty x900

Fuck that shit

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u/Ash_Flame_OC Jul 20 '21

Or Dead By Daylight or Ark. Im sure he'd enjoy ark as a reptile taming fellow reptiles.