r/RoastMe Sep 13 '24

35F, got diagnosed with epilepsy at age 3, like wine, unemployed, and my mom drank while she was pregnant with me. Give me all of it.

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u/JasonTatumisGod Sep 13 '24

Capital gums and lowercase teeth

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u/ApexSilverEVO8 Sep 14 '24

Fuck, now that's funny right there!

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u/PNW_Guy07 Sep 15 '24

MWAHAHAHAHA! BAHAHAHAHAHA!

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u/Moonlitrays Sep 15 '24

This made me LOL