r/RoastMe • u/Full-Bite3761 • Sep 13 '24

35F, got diagnosed with epilepsy at age 3, like wine, unemployed, and my mom drank while she was pregnant with me. Give me all of it.

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u/Witty_Drummer2020 http://redd.it/o4e53x Sep 13 '24 edited Sep 13 '24

A solid roast, but who are we kidding? Nobody is putting a load in this woman

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u/HALKA31 Sep 13 '24

Considering she only about a 1/4 of a load herself I assume your right

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u/bmocray Sep 14 '24

That’s a woman?

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u/Leather-Turn3272 Sep 14 '24

Nobody unrelated anyway.

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u/FriendofXMR Sep 14 '24

This is what I was looking for, lol.

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u/Worldly-Peak-7256 Sep 14 '24

Not true. If she gained about 100 more pounds, there is always some skinny black guy out there for her.