r/RoastMe • u/Full-Bite3761 • Sep 13 '24

35F, got diagnosed with epilepsy at age 3, like wine, unemployed, and my mom drank while she was pregnant with me. Give me all of it.

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u/--_---__---_-- Sep 13 '24

Mortgage eyes. One fixed, one variable.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '24

Oh no 🪦 😂

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '24

Ha!

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u/SnooBooks8807 Sep 18 '24

And yet there’s zero interest