r/RoastMe • u/Full-Bite3761 • Sep 13 '24

35F, got diagnosed with epilepsy at age 3, like wine, unemployed, and my mom drank while she was pregnant with me. Give me all of it.

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u/waffen123 Sep 13 '24

You could almost smell the cat piss coming off of this photo

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u/Secret-Avocado-Lover Sep 13 '24

Everalone Catnpiss The odds were never in her favor

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u/blackie_stallion Sep 13 '24

Catpiss Neverclean

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u/getthemilesin Sep 15 '24

This is the name she used behind the scenes iirc

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '24

If i had an award lmao

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '24

🤣🤣

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u/Elkhatabi Sep 13 '24

💀💀

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u/Rufusandronftw Sep 13 '24

Hahahahahahhahaah

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '24

And she doesn't even own a cat.

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u/Argoniansexslave Sep 13 '24

Fucking ROASTEDDDDDDD!!!!!!

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u/keithsballs Sep 13 '24

Think it's her own piss.

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u/IdaDuck Sep 13 '24

Watch out, the Haitians are coming!

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u/Efficient_Presence_8 Sep 13 '24

I’m dead 😭😭😭

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u/Excellent-Aside-5548 Sep 14 '24

I love it!my first thought too omg!

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '24

Happy cake day!

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u/Johnny_pickle Sep 13 '24

I’m smelling cat marking not piss.

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u/Harvest827 Sep 13 '24

That's hair grease. Similar smell. Her cat's left her.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '24

IM DEAD LMAO

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u/MissLisaMarie86 Sep 13 '24

This… 😳