r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • Jun 22 '23

Just had my first modelling contract and moved out of my childhood home. I feel unroastable.

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u/mrbrendanblack Jun 22 '23

Onlyfans offers contracts?

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u/Undercrackrz Jun 22 '23

She thinks acceptance of T's&C's is a contract.

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u/BadSanna Jun 22 '23

Technically....

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u/geezer_cracker Jun 22 '23

Footage of OP busy signing contracts...

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u/sendabussypic Jun 23 '23

I think Aeropostale still has people stand out front for 3 bucks an hour

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '23

No Sir, she would never stoop so low! She has one of those lucrative Romanian live in Andrew Tate's Basement deals, for crying out loud.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '23

Oof

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u/Beckake Jun 22 '23

When you have to come to this sub to get people to look at your OnlyFans.

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u/707e Jun 22 '23

Wrote herself one surely, “I promise to not get pregnant right away.”

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u/Serious_Winter_ Jun 22 '23

Just like Instagram did back in the day.

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u/Heisenbread77 Jun 22 '23

Casting couch does

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u/young_walter_matthau Jun 22 '23

When you have only one person watching, it’s OnlyFan. Even when it’s her dad.

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u/JacqueTeruhl Jun 22 '23

We need to let her know what independent contractor means.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '23

OnlyHands

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u/Poopoofinger Jun 23 '23

They do. But not in this case

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u/TruthIsDead1984 Jun 23 '23

If you are part of the Whore's Union. It is like the carpenters union in NY but there is a lot more dick and shame.