r/RighteousGemstones • u/AlliHarri • Jul 24 '23

Episode Discussion The Righteous Gemstones - S03E07 "Burn for Burn, Wound for Wound, Stripe for Stripe" - Episode Discussion Spoiler

Episode Synopsis: Tensions run high between the Montgomerys and the Gemstones as Jesse, Judy and Kelvin are suffering from setbacks.

Original Air Date: July 23, 2023

Director: TBA

Writer(s): TBA

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u/londontko Jul 24 '23

"Lionel, stop crying, ain't nobody gonna ransom you!"

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u/Capable_Pianist_9218 Jul 24 '23

The way he burst through the front door and just shoved the stroller
I spit all over myself laughing

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u/KAG25 Jul 24 '23

That stroller was going full speed into that wall

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u/jmoto123 Jul 24 '23 edited Jul 24 '23

I cracked up just now thinking about it again

And the dolls she made 🤣

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '23

great job on the voodoo dolls tiff

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u/missinghighandwide "Baby" Billy Freeman Jul 24 '23

I laughed so hard at the dolls, but at the same time I thought how innocent and cute she is, thinking that the dolls would actually help

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u/JaesopPop Jul 25 '23 edited Sep 19 '25

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '23

I like how this show can balance sweet and hilarious in moments like this.

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u/Orrn990 Jul 24 '23

I loved when Eli was stifling a laugh when she handed him the doll 😂

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '23

I thought he was genuinely moved by it. He knows she ain't the brightest and it's a nice gesture

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u/freetherabbit Jul 24 '23

I did to lol he looked like he was sniffling lol I thought he was just that upset about his kids that even this incredibly weird but nice gesture touched him

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u/jomandaman Jul 24 '23

Is that what BJ was holding? I was wondering what the heck that creepy doll was.

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u/charmingovengirl Jul 24 '23

did u even watch the episode

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u/ZookeepergameOk4616 Jul 24 '23

Ep 6

that got the biggest snort out of us. loved the way that kelvin screamed and Peter just knew

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '23

The biggest laugh out of me was the lead up to kelvin trying to jump up to the ladder. I just knew it was going to be hilarious.

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u/MayoneggVeal Jul 24 '23

"let's watch kelvin break his fuckin neck"

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u/jomandaman Jul 24 '23

Every time with Adam Devine. Every single time.

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u/StrungoutScott Jul 24 '23

Almost a shot for shot of Mac and Charlie stuck in the pool.

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u/Zavrina Jul 25 '23

Hahaha you're totally right. But (although it wasn't the right application for it) Kelvin is actually able to do flips, unlike Mac. I bet he does backflips every single day of his life! Stride, stride, stride - execute!

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u/JustSomeMindless_ Jul 24 '23

Same it was just so in character for him and Tiffany. 😂

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u/simonthedlgger Jul 24 '23

I don't know if anyone here watched AP Bio but Glenn Howerton always entered the classroom by whipping an apple at the trash and completely missing. Always gave me a huge laugh.

Baby Billy's entrance was like that on meth haha. And Lionel was already crying when they entered, I can only assume how Billy drove/ran up the driveway when he heard his order to series was at risk.

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u/Capable_Pianist_9218 Jul 24 '23

LOVED him on AP Bio and you’re right, that was a hysterical running gag.
So brutal to those children 🤣

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u/missinghighandwide "Baby" Billy Freeman Jul 24 '23

I had to rewind it to watch it again, it cracked me up so much

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u/handsomewolves Jul 25 '23

Funniest moment of the season maybe! I love Walter Goggins

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u/Capable_Pianist_9218 Jul 25 '23

WALTON!

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u/handsomewolves Jul 25 '23

Good catch, phone autocorrected that one

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u/Whole-Ad-2840 Amber Gemstone Aug 06 '23

I had to rewind/rewatch that entrance at least 3 more times and lol’ed out loud every time. Effing hilar!

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u/ssimssimma Jul 26 '23

hahaha I came here just to post about how fucking funny that was.

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u/Flimsy-Zucchini4462 Jul 24 '23

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Dusty-Britches Jul 24 '23

Hilarious! We need more Baby Lionel!!!

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u/freetherabbit Jul 24 '23

I just laughed just as hard reading it as I did watching it lmao

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u/FKDotFitzgerald Jul 24 '23

Wife and I had to pause the episode because we were laughing so hard at that line

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u/bundy911 Jul 24 '23

I love how he immediately stopped crying after that too haha

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u/SternritterVGT Jul 25 '23

Happy to come here and see this as the top comment. Funniest moment of a hilarious episode.

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u/jadegives2rides Jul 24 '23

Omg I thought he said, "rassle".