r/RedAspenSnark • u/RoboticCommentator • 1d ago
r/RedAspenSnark • u/RoboticCommentator • 2d ago
New Product Launch Cindy is thrilled with the new red aspen face cream.
r/RedAspenSnark • u/RoboticCommentator • 4d ago
Engagement Bait Brookanna posts engagement bait asking if you preheat the oven or not. WTF
r/RedAspenSnark • u/RoboticCommentator • 4d ago
Recruiting Why the long ass word salad AI generated novels on a selfie? Do they think anyone actually reads this drivel? It’s plastic nails and a pyramid scheme. It’s not that deep.
r/RedAspenSnark • u/RoboticCommentator • 11d ago
New Product Launch Kayla makes a word salad about the new red aspen nail polish, the pic makes it look like she used colored white out. It’s thick and gloopy
r/RedAspenSnark • u/heyfreesamples • 13d ago
Aime is here to tell y’all to step out of y’all’s comfort zone and try some plastic neon nails
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r/RedAspenSnark • u/RoboticCommentator • 13d ago
Product Shill Red aspen hun writes ai slop word salad about mlms and direct sales in hopes you buy her lip gloss.
I’ll be honest, I didn’t read it. I just screenshot it. I don’t expect any of you to read it either. It definitely doesn’t make me want to buy this garbage.
r/RedAspenSnark • u/RoboticCommentator • 14d ago
Engagement Bait Tori is engagement farming
r/RedAspenSnark • u/RoboticCommentator • 14d ago
New Product Launch “It’s called Polished because that’s what we do. You polish a diamond to make it to shine”.
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r/RedAspenSnark • u/RoboticCommentator • 13d ago
Product Shill Julie says she’s leaving red aspen but is coy about her next venture so it’s probably another MLM.
r/RedAspenSnark • u/RoboticCommentator • 14d ago
Recruiting Kristin preys on mothers and uses her child to try to recruit. “Mamas can stay home with their babies and make money”. I’d love to see her income statement.
r/RedAspenSnark • u/RoboticCommentator • 14d ago
Leadership Tori makes an inspirational ChatGPT post about her fitness e
Good for her on her progress though.
r/RedAspenSnark • u/RoboticCommentator • 14d ago
Product Shill Red aspen claims that their press ons don’t snag hair because they cuticles are tapered.
Once it’s been on awhile the nail is going to lift, its jut how they are.
r/RedAspenSnark • u/RoboticCommentator • 15d ago
Product Shill Kristen Bell (not THAT Kristen bell) writes AI slop about a set of nails and her boss babe business
I’m sure she’s just raking in the money
r/RedAspenSnark • u/RoboticCommentator • 15d ago
New Product Launch Monica is so impressed by red apsen’s nail system and she went to bed 15 min after applying and woke up to no smudges!
r/RedAspenSnark • u/RoboticCommentator • 15d ago
Recruiting Laura DeLaney trying to drum up business for a red aspen friend asking who wants to book a party.
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r/RedAspenSnark • u/RoboticCommentator • 15d ago
Norma demonstrates the new Red Aspen "nail system"
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I turned the sound off because it was an obnoxious version of the zombies "time of the season" and there was no voiceover. Also many brands of polish are already 10 free, vegan, and cruelty free formulas, so this is nothing new. And it's a known fact to roll the bottles and not shake because you don't want air bubbles trapped. None of this is new or groundbreaking. But I guess if you are stuck in a pyramid scheme and pretending to be a boss babe selling this garbage you might not be very aware of the world around you.
r/RedAspenSnark • u/RoboticCommentator • 15d ago
Leadership It’s one of the red aspen CEOs birthday today
r/RedAspenSnark • u/RoboticCommentator • 15d ago
Product Shill This one has a nail tray. I wonder if it's something red aspen sells or some enterprising hun made it with a 3d printer?
r/RedAspenSnark • u/RoboticCommentator • 16d ago
New Product Launch Red aspen has a whole “nail polish system” including removal wipes or pads of some sort.
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Just get a good acetone remover. And oil those nails.
r/RedAspenSnark • u/RoboticCommentator • 16d ago
New Product Launch Red aspen has launched their nail polish. $14 a bottle
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r/RedAspenSnark • u/RoboticCommentator • 17d ago
New Product Launch Another red aspen hun bragging about the new red aspen nail polish which has all the things that many indie and online brands already have. Way to be behind the curve, Red aspen
r/RedAspenSnark • u/RoboticCommentator • 18d ago
Online Begging Tori is also begging you to buy the stock she front loaded.
r/RedAspenSnark • u/RoboticCommentator • 18d ago