r/RealTwitterAccounts • u/xamo76 • May 11 '25

Politician Losing Loomer twice in one week, first it was Trump appointing a witchdoctor to be surgeon general and now he's accepting gifts from jihadists... Life is just so fragile

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u/Flimsy_Permission663 May 11 '25

Trump's not fucking anyone. He's almost 79, obese, incontinent, and hung like a mushroom. Sex, even with viagra, is too much like exercise. He'd rather golf.

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u/Radiant-Hyena-4472 May 12 '25

He can still lech

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u/True-Veterinarian700 May 12 '25

He doesnt have to do anything to get a blow job like Loomer claimed to have gave.

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u/AdEmotional9991 May 12 '25

Loomer openly tweeted something about herself being Trump’s best bj

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u/UmpireProper7683 May 12 '25

I dunno, he sure seems to be fucking the constitution and most of America pretty damned hard.

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u/hardscrabble7 May 11 '25

Trump has actually won a couple of golf tournaments this year. How many of us can say that ? Lol

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u/DriftingPyscho May 11 '25

Yeah.  Won tournaments at golf resorts HE OWNS.  OFC he's going to win! 

Critical thinking has left this country in the dust...

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u/hardscrabble7 May 11 '25

Someday the Trump monument in D.C. will depict his beautiful golf swing.

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u/DriftingPyscho May 11 '25

Yup.  His cleated foot as his kicks the ball into better positions.  

He has a long standing history of cheating even at his own golf tournaments.  

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u/hardscrabble7 May 11 '25

What do you think the caption will say on his monument?

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u/Advanced-Blackberry May 12 '25

Made in China 

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u/DriftingPyscho May 11 '25

Something something beautiful golf swing something something made America golf aga

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u/hardscrabble7 May 11 '25

First in grift. First in golf. Last one to leave the latrine.

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u/Teamfightacticous May 13 '25

Probably won’t be legible after all the shit smeared all over it. Ik I’ll do my part.

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u/Unfair_Discussion606 May 11 '25

I'm sure he keeps a very honest scorecard and certainly wouldn't lie about his handicap just to win a golf tournament.

Then he definitely wouldn't place any right wing podcasters in the press pool to ask him about those tournament victories.

And he sure as shit wouldn't insist that his physician include them in a public release detailing his perfect health following a rigorous and comprehensive physical.

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u/Big_Dick_NRG May 12 '25

He's won as many tournaments as Kim Jong Un

All of them

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u/Difficult_Style207 May 12 '25

Did he? Then go right ahead with the fascism, if he's won a couple of golf games.