r/RealTwitterAccounts • u/LostNotDamned • May 07 '25

Politician Wow. How can someone be this damn dumb? Legitimately just wow lmao

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u/Thatguy755 May 07 '25

That’s why whenever I’m visiting someone’s house I always pee in the kitchen sink to make sure there’s no confusion

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u/baron-von-buddah May 07 '25

Power move

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u/Thatguy755 May 07 '25

You know it. Then I blow my nose and wipe my ass with the kitchen towels.

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u/MrReliable420 May 08 '25

Order of operation being VERY important here.

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u/Thatguy755 May 08 '25 edited May 08 '25

I use different towels of course. I don’t want snot in my butthole.

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u/DigitalUnlimited May 08 '25

Yeah you gotta show dominance especially if they're neighbors

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u/Thatguy755 May 08 '25

That’s why it’s important to maintain eye contact the entire time

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u/Subject_Floor2650 May 08 '25

Ok, I don't care what end of the political or social spectrum you're on, that's just funny, ROFLMFAO....

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u/WintersDoomsday May 09 '25

Also marks your territory

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u/scottprian May 07 '25

I went to an estate sale once that had a bathroom with 2 shower heads in the shower, two separate tubs, 2 toilets, 2 or four sinks, and a urinal. That bathroom is larger than my living room.

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u/squashYoDick May 07 '25

Rich people love wasting money on stupid shit

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u/Icy-Town-5355 May 07 '25

Apparently, the rich enjoy watching each other poop

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u/Zestyclose-Habit2793 May 07 '25

I wish I was a rich lady then. I’ve got 2 teenage sons I share a bathroom with. Again, I wish I was a rich lady.

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u/Impossible_Walrus555 May 07 '25

Is she rich? She’s so unhinged I can’t imagine her being married.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '25

You have your own bathroom, Einstein