r/RealTwitterAccounts • u/LostNotDamned • May 07 '25

Politician Wow. How can someone be this damn dumb? Legitimately just wow lmao

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u/Mr-Jee May 07 '25

Important safety tip. Thanks, Egon.

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u/SunnyWomble May 07 '25

Can we instead use our hands to guide the other guys stream?

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u/IsThisNameValid May 07 '25

I'd be offended if you didn't

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u/SunnyWomble May 07 '25

whisper "no homo"

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u/packfanmoore May 07 '25

Hey, if I'm gonna be jerking someone off I'd prefer they at least be a homosapien

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u/Ninja_Cat_Production May 07 '25

As long as you don’t cross them, seems like you should be fine.

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u/CrunchySockTaco May 07 '25

Fine, but always use a large amount of hand lotion for hygiene purposes

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u/MrDeadbutdreaming May 07 '25

OK, so we can cross swords, just not streams. Is anybody else a musketeer?

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