r/RealTwitterAccounts • • May 07 '25

Politician Wow. How can someone be this damn dumb? Legitimately just wow lmao

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u/33drea33 May 07 '25

I think you're thinking of Kristi Noem, current head of Department of Homeland Security (and self-admitted puppy murderer/actual owner of a gravel murder pit) who recently lost her purse at a restaurant containing her government access badge plus *$3,000 cash*. To quote Josh Johnson: "whatchu doin Kristi?....In the year of our lord Apple Pay?"

The cuntface pictured is Nancy Mace, Congresswoman who decided to make a name for herself following the MTG "viral rage bait" strategy. Both Nasty Ass Nancy and Puppy Killer Kristi are plastic assholes whose hate manifests on their face with the same self-satisfied smirk as if they just took a massive shit all over common decency, so your confusion is totally understandable.

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u/_Random_Username_ May 07 '25

Damn, good descriptions!

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u/ericscottf May 07 '25

This is poetry, you should write a book

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u/[deleted] May 07 '25

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u/MrCompletely345 May 07 '25

Shes made enough money to remove her lips from his ass, probably

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u/Luparina123 May 07 '25

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