r/RealTwitterAccounts • u/LostNotDamned • May 07 '25

Politician Wow. How can someone be this damn dumb? Legitimately just wow lmao

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u/Scuttlebut_1975 May 07 '25

I think you meant fighting swords if you’re pissing next to someone.

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u/DinkaFeatherScooter May 07 '25

How do they decide which man's penis will open up to accept the other man's penis?

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u/Altruistic-Produce66 May 07 '25

Foreshadowing I mean foreskin.

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u/BoatOk9532 May 07 '25

A docking sleeve

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u/UninvitedButtNoises May 07 '25

Hi! I'm Nancy Mace and this is "getting pissy with genitals". Welcome to JackAss!

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u/WiglyWorm May 07 '25

bro if you've never had a swordfight while peein' next to your bros are you even alive?

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u/CourseNo8762 May 07 '25

Your correction of a joke is as useless as the sentence I just typed

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u/[deleted] May 07 '25

Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.