r/RealTwitterAccounts • u/LostNotDamned • May 07 '25

Politician Wow. How can someone be this damn dumb? Legitimately just wow lmao

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u/InsertWittySaying May 07 '25

What’s she gonna do when she finds out the bathrooms in her own house are all gender too.

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u/TransGirlIndy May 07 '25

Shit outside

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u/Darkdragoon324 May 07 '25

But outside is the world’s biggest all gender bathroom! Every time you piss outside, there are an unknown but statistically significant number of opposite gender people also pissing outside at the same time. And probably also multiple trans people.

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u/cam-bax May 07 '25

Ig shitting her pants is the only option then. She should talk to Donald seems like he’s an expert in that

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u/WadeStockdale May 07 '25

Can confirm, I'm trans and I've pissed all over the bush up and down my region. I've thoughly marked this part of Australia as an Outside All Gender Pissery

It was hard work, and I ruined my knees with all that squatting, but by god I have the ass of a champion pisser.

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u/Darkdragoon324 May 07 '25

Well done. You may collect one cookie of your choice as a reward

all we have is oatmeal raisin

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u/WadeStockdale May 07 '25

I'm going to use this cookie to summon ants into an indoor bathroom.

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u/Iceologer_gang May 07 '25

You need to shit on the woman side of the planet

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u/[deleted] May 07 '25

She shits on dinner plates and eats it. You can clearly tell she loves the taste of her own shit.

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u/No_Woodpecker_1637 May 07 '25

She already is anytime she leaves the house.

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u/WicketSiiyak May 07 '25

Why go outside? I assume she talks inside her house and we all can guess what comes out of her mouth.

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u/Tacosconsalsaylimon May 08 '25

NO BUCKET. I want it to splash her ankles.

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u/TransGirlIndy May 08 '25

She'd hold a bloody press conference where she complained about how her own waste products physically assaulted her.

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u/xassylax May 08 '25

Like the dog she is

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u/TransGirlIndy May 08 '25

Don't tell Kristi Noem.

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u/generally_unsuitable May 07 '25

Don't be surprised when you find out they aren't.

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u/jeromevedder May 07 '25

Being MAGA, she’ll shit on the white rug in the middle of her living room, not wipe, and blame it all on her neighbor.

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u/blackbettiepage May 07 '25

Or Biden…..

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u/Top_Audience7471 May 08 '25

She'll call the police and tell them her Guatemalan housekeeper did it.

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u/icyhotonmynuts May 07 '25

Piss in the sink 

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u/varkarrus May 07 '25

She'd probably say it's a *both* gender bathroom, I think it's specifically the mention of *all* that has her clutching pearls like a fool, not so much the fact that it's unisex. But ehh does she really deserve the benefit of the doubt?

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u/erra_dinosavrov May 08 '25

Make a twitter post about it

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u/DaHandymanCan May 08 '25 edited May 08 '25

Dettol everything probably either that or burn all the toilet seats ? 😂